Edwin B Harris
@EdwinBHarris
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I'm horrible at these. Trying to find my way in life, like everyone else, I suppose. Love tea and bad puns way too much. Living with C-PTSD. ♎
Joined June 2016
The only beef and toxic exchanges with you I’m interested in, are you buying me steak and beer.
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I am happy to listen to friends, give my two cents, but I am not a therapist, and certainly not an on demand one. If people feel overly entitled to my time and don’t have any respect for the fact that I have real life things going on as well, things will end very, very quickly.
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My guilty pleasure is watching Catfished and laughing at the people who cheat on their partners with fake celebrity scammers and get financially wrecked.
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Do I really? 😂
libra, you resemble a goose.
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My laptop isn’t here. Guess I’m canceling my next meeting.
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We don’t have to waste precious fantasy time with me trying to trick you into sending me stuff, we’ll just be transparent about it being a paid role-play, let’s go! You can pick the fake profile pictures and everything!😂
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Been watching a 🐈🎣ing show and seeing how some of the guests actually get annoyed/resistant when they start to expose reality instead of letting them keep their delusions. Honestly… if there are rich people out there like that, I’ll role play with you a few months for 100k. 😛
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If I had gotten a dollar for every time I typo’d my way into telling someone to “ho” somewhere, I’d probably be able to afford buying a strip club for them by now.
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Sick girl logic. Her: “I miss ordering US diner breakfast!” Me: “You know I can make them. Even worked at one.” Her: “I want that but we don’t have potatoes and I want hash browns!” Me: “I can ge…” Her: “No I want you to stay heeeeere!” Anyone know how to teleport potatoes?
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This is probably one of the best simplified explanations of how CPTSD (and PTSD) triggers work. https://t.co/DmdP6zRnWL
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The average day in this house.
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I think I should probably read what I wrote better first. 😛
libra, you need to read what they wrote.
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When you not only write a sentence to a colleague and type “teats” instead of “tests” but you are in a rush to correct it. Too much of a rush and your second reply is just “ *teats” again…
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When the concert tickets you got her ended in her getting squirted with water and screamed at by a man in a leather harness. And she loved it and is still gushing over it 5 days later. 🥲 I’ll do more research next time. Or get her some Ed Sheeran tickets or something… 😛
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My absentminded bottle label peeling finally paid off today when I turned it over and saw this. 😂
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Me writing: “I decide to go for a dip in the in-ground…” Predictive text: “beef”
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Apparently I live with a weather witch who can predict both when it’s going to rain and when there’s a thunderstorm, better than the weather forecast does.
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Mmmh story of my life. 😛
you changed their life, libra, and then you ruined it.
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If you see this beer. Do not. It hits like a punch to the fucking brain.
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