Whatever happened to @EdwardBoyle ?? Guess he graduated

Congradulations to all you graduates out there. Now, GET A JOB you bloody layabouts #whatrecession?

@EdwardBoyle Eddie, give us a RT and we will send you over some freebies. #freethreads

Last day in the @EdwardBoyle for at least 18 months. I hope 'las bibliotecas' in Madrid are as witty, sarcastic and have Twitter too.

I hope the lucky owner of the wallet I've just handed in to @EdwardBoyle rewards my honesty with the £10 in it. Or the Nandos loyalty card.

@shenderson_19 IT'S not my bloody birthday. FB is wrong

@JessyPurnell good choice jessy. #thinkyouvegotalittlecrushoneddyb

@JessyPurnell Facebook is full of idiots. Who do you believe Jessy?

@JessyPurnell nah mate, my birthday is in October. No worries

@CaitlinClark1 @Alice_Oakford With those tits you ain't kidding. #surreygirls

Some bloke looking at the dyson airblade as if to say, "I wonder what it would feel like to put my dick in there". #itsbeenawhileIpresume

"Are there any jokes about Sodium?", "N/A". Classic @EdwardBoyle graffiti. #librarybanter

Thank you to whoever handed in my purse @EdwardBoyle last night #lifesaver

@tmozza I ain't down for long distance man. too much game at home and when the cat's away the mice come out to play #moveonman

Over 2000 followers. Man you #boyledoggs are bloody great. Keep going folk. Get that 2:1. Stay with me #firstyearsgodosomedroneorsomething