catch me if you can

sniping on nuketown 15 years later just to feel something

meow

this shit can make me run through a wall

you know what on second thought it’s a good thing she unfollowed me

e acc mfs when beff says ‘entropy’ or ‘memetic’

if yall don’t fck with my new banner you can 1v1 me quickscopes only last kill trickshot health on minuscule radar on

“only in sf” shut up shut up shut up shut up

my concern for tomorrow has been softened by the peace i experience today

average af but i’m having fun

@EddyVGG with caffeine locking in on nuketown

grown ass man in 2025 with e acc in his name

i know it’s been a while sweetheart we hardly talk, i was doin’ my thing

bro do you know it feels to log on and read your geriatric lenovo thinkpad unseasoned slop every day gtfoh with your uncle tom susans mom electric slide with your sketchers tied having ass

i can get used to this

you know what goes harder than bryan johnson in the morning? an eddy v banger

this and never stepping foot in sf again

1+1+2 what you gonna do

i was just in europe and abdul swung at me when i told him i was abroad