TM! Edd || 🍉
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Ugh, this place blows. (Parody/RP, not affiliated with Eddsworld. All art used is by official Eddsworld accounts. NSFW DNI)
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You expecting some sort of big entrance?
Nah. Not enough energy for that.
[TOMSWORLD EDD TAKES OVER FOR AN INDETERMINATE AMOUNT OF TIME(ELL COMES AFTER I PROMIAE)]
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Hey, chat, not to sound too desperate, but could I get a hear me out?
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\\GRAAAAH INTERACT WITH ME!
[Edd is sat at his computer, when a message from READER shows up.]
Huh? A new message?
[Click]
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//i have no clue why i find this grown ass man so adorable
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I think everyone in the house has a purring problem.
Oh, except for the actual cat, for some reason.
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had a fucking delusion in the middle of the night the other night and u didn't remember it
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GAH!
[Deep gasps of air. Panicked searching.]
Oh, bugger me, it was a dream...
Well, hey everyone, I guess...
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Wh... Why are they moving...?
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Who want me
why do all oomfs have that one oomf like they go who want me and there’s like 70 comments from one oomf
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So... [Reader]... It's Valentine's day, and I was wondering you'd... Y'know? Please?
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A lot of people over the Internet call me "short king", and it's getting on my nerves.
I am 187 cm. For you Americans, that's 6'2. As far as I know, Matt is 180, that's 6'0, and Tom is Tom.
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//alright let's try this again, now that I have a bit more of a following
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//firm believer in the "Scott Pilgrim and Edd would be buddies if they were in the same universe" line
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I'm going stir-crazy, I NEED TO PUNCH SOMETHING!
I'M SORRY EDUARDO BUT I NEED TO FIGHT
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Hey, have you heard? A plumber got ganged up on the other day!
He really got Jumped, Man!
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Valentine's coming up quick... Should probably look into asking someone...
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//heyyyyyyyy please like and comment if you can see this
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Was I really crushing over Alec Baldwin of all people...? What was *wrong* with me?
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Why are guys so hot? Hell, why are GIRLS so hot? I think these glasses are getting to me.
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Huh, there's a post-it note here...
"Insert witty fight banter here"...?
Heh, that's ridiculous, they think I'm fighting anyone toda-
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None of you will ever understand. I am completely and utterly flawless.
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You should let this little critter into your home, he's literally me! He'll keep your valuables safe for you!
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Daawww, look at how young and full of life I was back then!
Where did the years go?
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STOP SAYING I LOOK LIKE A NERD!
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LEAVE ME ALONE
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Guess I'm getting married, then...
[Very subtle fist pump, "yessss" muttered under breath]
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//it's such a shame that I never see any Eddsworld parodies out there. I mean, besides the Tord account, which felt like a gift from the aether when I saw him in my notifs, it's pretty quiet on the Eddsworld parody twt front.
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God, I can't believe my neighBORE followed me to Twitter. Nothing's sacred anymore.
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Sorry guys, I'm moving to America. Don't ask why.
You can now get hired to drive the Weinermobile across 200 US locations
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Oh, right, Valentine's Day is coming up soon... Anyone willing to give a hot British guy some pity chocolates?
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[OPEN RP]
You, either intentionally or unintentionally, walk in on Edd, hard at work in some sort of lab or workshop in his room. He doesn't notice you.
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HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHA!!!!!!!!!!!!
[Like an hour or so later]
You know, I like to think I'm a peaceful guy. Or at least I don't go actively causing trouble.
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Does no one on this hell site know how to MIND THEIR OWN BLOODY BUSINESS?
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//Stolen from 2 people, because these are fun and I want to have a go
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leave me alone
Valentine's coming up quick... Should probably look into asking someone...
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... Heh. Idiots...
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//I've been on another one of these interaction bait image kicks, no clue why
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Daww, you worried about me, Eduardo?
... Thanks for the concern, though. I'll probably be alright.
Good morning everyone.
That moron next door keeps saying he’s having nightmares or something like that.
…I wonder what’s going on.
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Morning, everyone. Ran over some guy with my car while I was coming back from the shop.
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//hey chat, reminder to strike tomorrow. Just tomorrow is all that's being asked for
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My neighbor sucks so much.
If you see this, Eduardo, you owe me 20.
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//this is amazing how don't you have more followers
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Ugh, good God, this week's been rough!
But I'm back, anyhow!
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Why is everyone in my life so hot...? I mean, there's Tom and Matt... And Paul... But then there's also the waitress at the diner we always go to. I think her name was Honey? I think I'm having some problems. Cola withdrawal, maybe.
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Morning. Went out today, and a group of teenagers kept rambling about "freaky mode". No clue what that means.
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Alright, first job! Some pizza place needs a security guard to watch nights, should be simple enough!
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Daw, it can't be that bad! Not like you've murdered 5 kids and stuffed them into robots!
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[Int Bait]
Beg your pardon, but have you happened to come across this man? He's a rather important member of the British royal family! He's gone missing, you see.
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I miss my friends from newgrounds...
Cap, Pico, Henry, and all the others, wishing you well if you see this.
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