Big Vanhossen 🔥🔥
@EddieVanhoss
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Former SEC Sig Ep | Box Muncher | CLASS OF 89’ | Former BMOC | Noticer | PC of 84 | Zeta Enthusiasts | Tri Delt Associate | “Big Hoss” | Goyim
Joined March 2024
do you guys see deer also or am i tripping nuts, LANK. -Big Hoss
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starting an antisemetic burner gc (ball knowers only) comment to be in.
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“so there’s this girl mary kate-she’s like the new Lily Lang- she fucked her boyfriends dad and they’re still dating, the burnerverse is going crazy there’s new updates every hour. she turns chicks lesbian too and apparently some guy paid her not to tell anyone they fucked.”
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bang. white boy requesting takeoff. yes i know my whiskey (it’s my dads)
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@JohnBummit ripped 4 hours of python last night, then ripped my python for four hours. best,.Big Hoss.
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Great day to be colby johnson at A&M. fuck you pussy eat shit and die
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@mikehogsj guess our jerkmate sessions this week were just as “friends” then huh? don’t hmu anymore.
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got these rolling out soon. all proceeds go towards evan’s bar tab so he can drink his sorrows away forever
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female burners, any reason why this didn’t work?.-Big Hoss
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@biggritsmcgee 8 inches and thick, 21 years faithful, my daughter committed suicide 2 weeks ago she was even faster than me.
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@1350KMAN boomers when they move to a college student neighborhood in a college town and there’s college students doing college student activities
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beer and cigar whispers antisemetic remarks to me like the green goblin mask
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jewlon has put a temporary hold on adding to the gc
starting an antisemetic burner gc (ball knowers only) comment to be in.
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every man over 18 should have a password protected folder in their phone that would probably get them sent to jail
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numbers 1-10 ranked in numerical order.1. 1.2. 2.3. 3.4. 4.5. 5 .6. 6.7. 7.8. 8.9. 9.10. 10.
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@FuckFitzgerald2 average 2025 burner. hope u get raped by a big fat transgender black woman with aids.
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you can take hoss’s borg, but you can never take his freedom.
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this is the level of greed they talk about in the bible
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this is somehow worse than if she just started an onlyfans.
Absolutely disgusting. Take some accountability for your actions, trying to come up off a profit here is actually insane. #MaryKateCornett
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i swear someone keeps putting roofies in my 30 beers. Everyday i wake up and can’t remember anything?.
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time to play hoss’s favorite bar game. it’s called “drink until you don’t feel feelings anymore”. rules: drink until you don’t feel anything anymore.
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@mikehogsj @tobaccotyrant SEC fags love to play dress to impress at the bar instead of just fucking drinking.
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mary kate didn’t even do it for publicity, purely out of love for the game. she could be the next Kobe of the whoreverse.
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stopping a 70,000 population city from sending 4.43 million tax dollars per year to Israel is not antisemetic, nor is it anti texas. you are a shabbos goyim cuck and traitor to your country.
Anti-Israel policies are anti-Texas policies. Sent a letter to the City of San Marcos today condemning its proposed antisemitic resolution openly flouting Texas state law. Texas will NOT tolerate antisemitism.
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when i finally bag fine shyt but now i gotta ghost her cause the chase is over and all i really cared about was seeing if i could actually hit or not:
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me and @mikehogsj interviewing at blackrock hoping the interviewer doesn’t check our liked insta reels:
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women just claim a manic episode every time they do something regrettable.
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bitches be like “i want a man who can take care of me financially” nigga that’s called your dad and it stops at 18.
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all my friends dipped on big hoss 😞 absolutely shit faced in this corner by myself
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leave them to me.
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so drunk i tipped the door guy. what the fuck is wrong with me.
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calling Jesus a jew is like calling martin luther a catholic.
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God forbid a man have a drink on the way to the bar. this is what the radical left wants to ban. #Expand
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bruh just spent 40 minutes making this gc and it got insta-deleted. kms. will be up soon.
starting an antisemetic burner gc (ball knowers only) comment to be in.
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“sir, your follower count has been ratio’d within a week by the female burner”
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taking adderall while hungover so i can be retarded more faster.
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wearing my nutcup to the bar, God forbid an 0-2 curveball in the dirt comes my way.
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separating white and colors is not necessary (applies to laundry only)
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i’m ngl i’m starting to think politicians might not have the people’s best interest in mind. idk tho.
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me walking into my real estate exam knowing that tristan is the realest tate
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this shit gonna cancel out like PEMDAS and bros just gonna end up sober
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how it feels knowing my professor gave me a lower grade than my classmates for the exact same work but i can’t call him out without admitting we worked together
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i am on call 24/7 if anyone wants to have a beer and talk about this subject.
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honestly i just hope both sides have fun 👍🏽.
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the cool kids are definitely making fun of me back there
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when the interviewer says i have to build a working code without the use of an ai helper #cooked
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dude had the bartender change the channel to soccer during march madness. go back to europe fag
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she borg on my avery johnson till i fake paddy’s day.
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