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A poet who reads his verse in public may have other nasty habits. Robert Heinlein (1907 - 1988). Time Enough for Love, 1978, .#Habit
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I got kicked out of ballet class because I pulled a groin muscle. It wasn't mine. Rita Rudner. #Plei_Oww
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One of the keys to happiness is a bad memory. Rita Mae Brown . #ForgotThis
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Isn't Wheels Up a game day sponsor where they bring the famous picker to the game site, yet, they make the person who pulls most people in to watch the picks, they make him take Southwest Airlines for his LAST show.
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College Football's Grand Marshall take a final lap.
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Goooooooal. Andres Cantor. #Futbol
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Nothing is more admirable than the fortitude with which millionaires tolerate the disadvantages of their wealth. Rex Stout (1886 - 1975). #SoBrave
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Is it an apple tree because it has apples or does it have apples because it is an apple tree?. Not Attributed. #YesAndYes
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The only good ideas are the ones I can take credit for. R. Stevens. Diesel Sweeties, 11-13-06 ,. #Mine
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The only good ideas are the ones I can take credit for. R. Stevens. Diesel Sweeties, 11-13-06 ,. #Mine
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Never keep up with the Joneses. Drag them down to your level. Quentin Crisp . #DragShow.
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What if this weren't a hypothetical question? . Not Attributed. #HypotheticalAnswer
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You don't learn anything the second time a mule kicks you. Not Attributed. #ThreePeat
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Some people wish to get what they deserve, while others fear the same. Not Attributed. #EarnIt
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15 days
Sleep: a completely inadequate substitute for caffeine. Not Attributed. #Both
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If you think education is expensive, try ignorance. Not Attributed. #Wut
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I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me. Not Attributed. #WalkAway
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18 days
Everyone has a scheme for getting rich that will not work. Not Attributed. #PowerBall
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Biology grows on you. Not Attributed. #BathRegularly
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A diplomat…is a person who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip. Caskie Stinnett. Out of the Red, #HellToPay
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