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No, we don't eat Beagles. Yes, we are Attorneys. Of course we like to have fun. Parody account of Beagles posing as real live lawyers. Off to Bluesky 🦋

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Joined November 2012
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@EatingBeagles
Eating Beagles 🎱
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Symbolism is important 🌹 KKKanklestein’s legacy ⁦@TotalSeasons
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KKKanklestein & the MAGATS can cut Medicaid but simultaneously 🔥 $200M on this gilded boondoggle @realDonaldTrump @GOP @POTUS.
@WhiteHouse
The White House
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BREAKING: We're getting an expansion! . Beginning in September, construction will begin on a brand-new 90,000 square ft ballroom that will be enjoyed for generations to come. ✨. Visit for more information
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Ever time KKKanklestein thinks he’s outrun being ALL over the Epstein Files ⁦@DonaldTrump⁩ ⁦@WhiteHouse⁩ ⁦@GOP⁩ ⁦@POTUS
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KKKanklestein’s Achilles Heel ⁦@DonaldTrump⁩ ⁦@POTUS⁩ ⁦@WhiteHouse⁩ ⁦@GOP
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The Eagle knew KKKanklestein was on the Epstein List ⁦@realDonaldTrump⁩ ⁦@POTUS⁩ ⁦@WhiteHouse⁩ ⁦@GOP
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Lord Farquaad, like KKKanklestein, is all for moving on from the Epstein Files and his micro-penis & focusing on Hillary’s emails ⁦@realDonaldTrump⁩ ⁦@WhiteHouse⁩ ⁦@GOP
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Congratulations to KKKanklestein who’s managed to appear in another ⁦@SouthPark⁩ ⁦@ComedyCentral⁩ classic. Nice!!! ⁦@realDonaldTrump⁩ ⁦@WhiteHouse⁩ ⁦@GOP⁩ ⁦@VP⁩ Keep it up 🔍
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11 days
Every time you see KKKanklestein’s micro-penis on ⁦@SouthPark⁩ ⁦@ComedyCentral
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Micro-🌮 ⁦@realDonaldTrump⁩ ⁦@POTUS⁩ ⁦@WhiteHouse
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Micro-🌮 ⁦@SouthPark⁩ ⁦@ComedyCentral⁩ ⁦@WhiteHouse⁩ ⁦@realDonaldTrump⁩ ⁦@VP⁩ ⁦@GOP
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Release the Epstein Files KKKanklestein @realDonaldTrump ✨.
@WhiteHouse
The White House
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LIVE VIEW: The White House? She’s in her Golden Age ✨. Haters: “tHiS iS AI!!” 🤬.Her: “24K Magic in the aaairrrr 🎶”
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Release the Epstein Files KKKanklestein @realDonaldTrump.
@WhiteHouse
The White House
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They came after the wrong man.
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@EatingBeagles
Eating Beagles 🎱
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The Streisand Effect💯 ⁦@DRUDGE⁩ ⁦@DonaldTrump⁩ ⁦⁦@WhiteHouse⁩ ⁦@AGPamBondi
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Smell like your Leader (you’d think that he could at least have bottled the smell of 🌮)
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🛋️ ⁦@VP⁩ ⁦@GOP
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2 months
McDicktator Weekend ⁦@DonaldTrump⁩ ⁦@POTUS⁩ ⁦@WhiteHouse⁩ ⁦@VP
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@EatingBeagles
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2 months
🖕🏽.
@JDVance
JD Vance
2 months
For the far left rioters, some helpful advice; peaceful protest is good. Rioting and obstructing justice is not.
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2 months
Miller = “vile smear”.
@JDVance
JD Vance
2 months
An ABC journalist @TerryMoran posted this absolutely vile smear of Stephen Miller. It’s dripping with hatred. Remember that every time you watch ABC’s coverage of the Trump administration. As it happens, I know Stephen quite well. And he’s motivated by love of country. He’s
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2 months
🌮’ing in DC.
@WhiteHouse
The White House
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2 months
TACO’about BS @realDonaldTrump.
@WhiteHouse
The White House
2 months
📊 NEC’s Kevin Hassett brought the calculators.🇺🇸 @PressSec brought the plain English. Inside the One Big Beautiful Bill:.✅ No Tax on Overtime.✅ Slashing Taxes on Social Security.✅ No Interest Tax on American Cars.✅ Universal 401(k) from Birth.✅ Build a Factory, Write It Off
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