Long time listener here. First time caller. Big big fan.

Talking about not saying something is saying something.

Stop saying “lore” shut up

Never the same but different is ok

Thumbs up emojis are passive aggressive

Apparently even if you agree with a woman who is belittling the general population of men, you are still going to personally be belittled. #winwinwin. Thank you for that

Cheering your child on to deficate while driving is aggressive. You really do give a lot up when you have kids.

She saw the deeper side The kinder side The realest side I didn’t want to say But I jus know that It’s alright

Every time I go to ask for help I delete the message/ call

Silence has a noise

Record. Slept 14 hrs

This was the not have anything I was asking for years ago. I’ll take it when ever

Next time I make a chili I’m using dark chocolate mustard and Louisiana seeet hot sauce. Absolutely marvelous

just dua lipa chilling on the car

I need to find people that fit my sleep schedule

Thoughts on replay. Replayed the replay.

I’m about to go to a furniture store with a homie and act like a couple just so I can go take a nap. Diabolical

Your ears ring for a reason. That’s why they aren’t honest and treated fake. Aw poor them

Life gets dark like reposado Like life get dark bro Limo with a cane bit Slide them the blanco 😳

My 11:11 wishes have always turned on me

Went for a run. Might be dead