The only thing we have to fear

Where do burgers go to dance? (•_•) ( •_•)>⌐■-■ (⌐■_■) The meat ball.

Still haven't figured out how shredded cheese is made. On an unrelated note, could someone unjam our office shredder?

When you find out that you're the only snack in the house... order in. 😎

What's your blood type?

Stop it, Karen.

I only like cheese and carbs.

Me, myself, and my mozzarella sticks.

Jalapeños?

┏┓ ┃┃╱╲ In this ┃╱╱╲╲ house ╱╱ ╲╲ we ▔▏ ▕▔ ╱▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔╲ believe cheese is a food group. ╱╱┏┳┓╭╮┏┳┓ ╲╲ ▔▏┗┻┛┃┃┗┻┛

(•_•) <) )> a hot dog is a sandwich. / \

It's a good night when you wake up next to pizza.

Don't go bacon my heart.

Mayo on French fries?

There are two types of people in this world: people who like hot sauce, and people who are wrong.

Invention idea: corn dog vending machine.

Every day is chicken parm day if you try hard enough.

Monday mood: pepperoni.

Just a reminder, we love you all ❤️

“What is life? What is love? What is pizza? What if we are all just burritos flying through space? Like children of stars, but with cheese, sour cream, and guacamole. Supernova. Super burrito.” @Eat24’s emails complete me