East Midlands Failway
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Welcome to EMF. We're not here to help! (Parody account)
Shithole
Joined August 2025
🚆 A New Train Breaks Down… @TUKGroup_ and East Midlands Failway confirm the first #Arsewipe from our new £400 million fleet will have to be recalled‼️ 📈 New trains provide worse seats, cheap, plastic interiors and broken accessibility features. Our 222s are better.
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We stopped a train in Doncaster for SO long, passengers pulled the egress handles. Imagine. ^DB
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That's just supertram for you. You think we haven't been affected by delays too? Join us ^AD
@SY_Supertram Might want to concentrate on running a service properly. Nice 40 min wait in the shitole that is the city centre as the halfway tram hasn't turned up. Wankers
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Looks like our software updates are going well ^AD
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You can actually afford to modify the branding @CrossCuntry_UK ?! ^AD
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^AD is currently suffering on a 2 car 195. Love you @northernfailway
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Will be travelling with @northernfailway tomorrow. Wish me luck ^AD
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No.
Are you ready?
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Our thoughts go out to all onboard the LNER train last night involved in the horrific incident between Peterborough & Huntingdon. We commend the actions of the crew onboard and hope for the full recovery for those in hospital.
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Our thoughs are with the people affected by the multiple stabbings at Huntingdon. ^KP
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It's not often I make a serious post on here... My thoughts go out to everyone affected by the incident at Huntingdon yesterday evening.
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Hello from a 222! Our 810 "Arsewipes" will never make it into passenger service. ^AD
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