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my anti-aging tip: quit the job that became your life and move halfway across the country. and - also - hydrate.
my skin has never looked better 💁♀️
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someone pls convince me it's okay to get rid of my law school books, notes, hard copy outlines, etc during my next move.
frame of reference: i graduated in 2016.
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v important life update: today, more than 6 yrs after i graduated law school, i finally threw away my law school outlines and study materials.
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girl math: I took the blue line to the airport for $2.50 instead of ubering for ~$60. so now I have the difference to spend on fun items while traveling. 🥰😇
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14 months without alcohol. 🖤
this month may have been the hardest to date, but i stayed the course. setting boundaries and making conscious choices about what’s actually beneficial to me and what’s not is quite an adventure.
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i have no earthly idea how i used to go into an office for 8+ hours a day 5 days week?! WFH as an option has improved my life so dramatically. it's actually insane now to think about how that was not really even an option for me pre-2020.
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hi. I am 31yr old woman who, as soon as she leaves the grocery store, likes running and pushing her shopping cart real fast and then hopping up on the back of the cart for a lil ride.
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Willow is our president now.
The real power all belongs to Willow. As it should
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proud of my transformation.
went from hot sweaty mess after a 7 mile hike to wedding ready in less than an hour. pls clap.
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can someone pls help me understand* how i can work until 6pm, workout, make dinner, take a bath, do my silly little knitting, tend to my plants, read my book, and go to sleep before 10pm?
*not really looking for help understanding bc what i really need is more time in the day
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i can not express the excitement, joy, and wonderment I am experiencing now that I finally live close to a Trader Joe’s.
pls tell me your Trader Joe’s faves. i want everything. tyvm.
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I have lost 35+ lbs in the last year. I feel like myself again. I am proud of me.
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pro tip: do not ask someone out or hit on someone via their work email.
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lmao @ my legal world trauma. my current non-legal world boss messaged me at 5pm with edits and comments on something. I said I revise and get it back to her tonight and gave her an ETA of when I could start. She basically said “lol do less. Monday is fine.” ☠️🙃😂
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613 days ago I decided to take a 30 day break from alcohol. I felt so good not drinking that I just decided to keep going. I haven’t had a drink since.
Been thinking a lot about how much my life has changed (for the better) in the last 613 days. 🤍
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help. after work—how am I supposed to workout, make dinner, read my book, and get to bed by 9-9:30pm?! 😭
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🧵One year! It's been one year since I consciously decided to take a 30 day break from alcohol. And it's now been one year since I've had a drink. /1
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sorry I can’t workout today; I have to hold a baby. ❤️
I am officially an aunt!
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Weekends should be 3 days:
Day 1: adventuring
Day 2: reading, laying, doing nothing
Day 3: errands, chores, cleaning
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I recently convinced a man I’ve been flirting with that he should get a library card. He now has a library card.
due to this development - I am officially declaring that 2022 has been a successful dating year for me.
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11 months came and went without me even realizing! 👀
Happy 11 months and 1 day without booze to me!
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at 32 - I stepped away a from a ~prestigious~ job and moved halfway across the country to be closer to my family and start a v different and entirely new career path. I stopped living in the shoulds and actually started living.
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the one thing I really did enjoy about lawyering was the problem solving - but I feel like that piece of being a lawyer was frequently overshadowed by the writing, reading, calls, etc
so i am happy to announce that my current job (not lawyering) is like 95% problem solving 🥰🥰
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the most ridiculous part of my IL bar app was the part where I needed a WV driving record, so I mailed a $6.50 check, a copy of my WV license, and a letter explaining why I need my driving record to the WV DMV and just hoped they would mail me my driving record
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another consideration: my rent isn’t building equity in property. but - by renting - I also don’t have to worry about fixing an appliance if it breaks, repairing leaks / cracks / anything broken, dragging my trash out to the curb, replacing lights, unclogging drains, etc. /1
Are people really paying 3k+ a month to RENT?
That sounds insane to me bc that how much a mortgage is…. Why are all these homes 2500-3k a month to rent
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tell me you dont work at a law firm anymore without telling me you dont work at a law firm anymore:
i just got genuinely thanked for my "quick response" when it took me ~ 2 hours to respond to an email.
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I am working through a smol depressive episode atm - which has made my workouts virtually non-existent. BUT - today was day 2 of getting outside for a smol run, so tonight we are enjoying the win and the gorgeous city I call home. ❤️❤️
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you know what’s super extra cool about this graduate degree?
I don’t have to immediately study for and take a bar exam. I simply get to start my job in July.
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today i ran 6 miles and felt good?! i did my best not to focus on pace at all. Post run - I realized my last mile was my fastest.
this was a mentally hard workout for me, and 3 months ago this workout would have been physically impossible. slooow and steady up in here!
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Thoughts on an attorney (aka - me) getting a smol diamond stud nose ring?
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it happened again. i thought a man was cute, but then he opened his mouth and said dumb words. he is no longer cute.
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you are on PTO. be on PTO. leave the working for those of us not on PTO. Then be shocked and awed when the thing you were gonna email about somehow magically resolves itself before you’re back from PTO. 🥰
people on PTO who sporadically check their emails and randomly respond to things in a way that gives me more work drives me insane.
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i think that before anyone goes to work for a biglaw firm, they should hang out in a twitter chat with an associate who works for a biglaw firm.
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it was very hot, very sweaty, and very hard. but - I finished my first ever 25k! longest run ever.
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that feeling when you order an $$ outfit cause you can’t stop thinking about it but fully expect to return it when it’s not perfect but then it arrives and you love it 🫠
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today a teenager asked me, a 32 yr old woman, if I was 18 yrs old and old enough to be in the pool for adult swim.
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i just finished my final paper and project for my MHA.
now - with a JD and an MHA - there is no doubt that I am wildly over-educated.
pls handle yourselves accordingly.
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i can’t believe we used to have to physically leave our houses to rent movies.
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ran 2 miles to get my nails done. got my nails did. then ran 2 miles home.
I contain ~ multitudes ~
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What’s that picture that makes you say “wow, I’m so pretty!!”
👀👀
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whenever I put clean laundry away on the same day it comes out of the dryer, I feel like a superhero.
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i stopped drinking alcohol 3 years ago.
there is so much more i want to say, but i am not quite ready to put it all into words. so, for now, i am just sitting in my little bubble of calm and ease while being super proud of and grateful for this life i have built for myself.
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well, i - a 31 yr old adult woman - just spend 38 minutes of my saturday night watching a grown man eat a jar of pickles for charity on a live stream.
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you are not your job. it’s so easy to get sucked into an all-consuming job, but - wow - life is so much more enjoyable when you prioritize having a life and interests outside of your profession.
30+ folks, what is your best piece of professional advice?
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Today marks 273 days (aka - 9 months) without alcohol. I am happy, excited, content, and oh so thankful.
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soliciting low key first date ideas for someone who doesn’t drink (hi, it me) and also doesn’t really want to drink coffee in the evenings after work.
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i find it v odd when people are completely baffled when they learn I’m 32, not married, and without kids.
so many people have such extreme reactions to this information.
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18 miles ✅
longest run ever
…and the first run I’ve genuinely enjoyed in weeks 🥰
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yooo. i got lasik yesterday, and i am apparently already seeing slightly better than 20/20 without contacts or glasses?!
absolutely wild.
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making tea and heading to bed. just realized that I didn’t have a single alcoholic drink in 2021. ✌🏼
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Yah. Once you graduate it’s all math.
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me texting my friend: I need to find a way to get asked out on dates that does not involve the apps
also me: leaving my house for the first time today looking like this
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Encanto is how we KNOW that millennials are now in Disney movie writing rooms.
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34 and thriving. ❤️
in 2023, I ran my first half marathon since 2010 on my half birthday, and I ran my first ever marathon on my birthday.
lrb’s come back era is in full swing.
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hi. I super did not want to run this morning, but I did it anyways. pls clap.
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I am getting enough sleep, drinking normal amounts of coffee, and not working out excessively.
Can someone explain to me why i just took another accidental 90 min nap? I welcome a diagnosis by internet strangers.
(Narrator: she will come to regret this tweet.)
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I’ve smiled in all my official work headshots, but this is the only *professional* photo I’ve taken and haven’t hated.
Should lawyers smile in their professional headshots or not?
I'm smiling in mine.
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reasons I would like an SO: (1) a second paycheck, (2) I need someone to help me put a bandaid on a spot in the middle of my upper back, and (3) I need someone to help me carry my laundry basket up and down the stairs while I’m in a boot.
currently accepting resumes.
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hi. hey. hello. 🤗
it me. in makeup. dressed up in real clothes. plz clap.
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why are several of my incredibly successful and gorgeous friends fretting over mediocre men that won't text them back this morning?
this is not the energy we bring into mondays.
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Simone Biles isn’t going to see ur tweet saying she is a quitter or isnt worthy of love or respect.
But your friends & family who have hurt themselves or made themselves physically sick by pushing through mental struggles to avoid that exact sort of judgement will. 🤗
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i have decided that i would like for someone to have a crush on me. pls govern yourselves accordingly.
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recently decided that these shoes are business casual. i am not taking questions at this time.
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Do you do laundry semi-regularly but never actually put any clean clothes away so then you have to spend 5 hours in one day putting away alllllll your clean laundry ... or are you normal?
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leopard print isn’t just for shoes.
like and subscribe for more hot fashion tips.
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hired a cleaning lady for the first time and, omg, truly a life changing experience. best monies i have spent in awhile. so fresh and so clean. 🤌🏻
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eye have a weekend full of peopling so eye took myself out to a nice dinner today to sneak in some solo time. was v fun.
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major announcement:
I am making this thrifted jumpsuit my entire personality now.
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i am afraid. i ordered an obnoxiously priced pillow, and it is being delivered today. i am afraid that i will love it and then be forever forced to spend $$$$$ on pillows.
i welcome your thoughts and prayers during this trying time.
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