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Eve Online Devs Too Busy Playing to Work On the Game In a turn of events that should surprise nobody, the Game Masters of EVE Online have gone rogue, not to fight bugs or balance weapons and https://t.co/3QQlKkzu0c
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In a turn of events that should surprise nobody, the Game Masters of EVE Online have gone rogue, not to fight bugs or balance weapons and ships, but to plunder their own galaxy! Gone are the days of...
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Americans Find No Escape from Reality in Their Dystopian Video Game as Real Life Gets Even More Dystopian In a shocking turn of events, Americans playing the popular MMO sci-fi game EVE Online are https://t.co/BDcI5eEtnE
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eveonion.com
In a shocking turn of events, Americans playing the popular MMO sci-fi game EVE Online are finding it increasingly difficult to escape their realities. The game, known for its complex political...
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Mineral Price Index Raising Concerns In the vast expanse of New Eden, where spaceships roam and fortunes are made, one profession stands out for its sheer simplicity and profitability: mining. For https://t.co/J1uulEU0gJ
#eveonline #xfleet
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In the vast expanse of New Eden, where spaceships roam and fortunes are made, one profession stands out for its sheer simplicity and profitability: mining. For years, miners have diligently extracted...
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Eve Onion Wins The Scope Off the Hypernet, Declares Itself Galactic News Overlord In a shocking turn of events, Eve Onion, the satirical news organization of New Eden, has won The Scope off the https://t.co/9fzKiY0oRr
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In a shocking turn of events, Eve Onion, the satirical news organization of New Eden, has won The Scope off the HyperNet Relay. The HyperNet, infamous for its “spontaneous wealth redistribution”...
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CCP Games Unveils “EVE: The Musical” In a surprise announcement, CCP Games has revealed its latest artistic endeavor: EVE: The Musical, a Broadway-style production designed to chronicle the https://t.co/XsuXTp2UFn
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eveonion.com
In a surprise announcement, CCP Games has revealed its latest artistic endeavor: EVE: The Musical, a Broadway-style production designed to chronicle the emotional turbulence of life in New Eden....
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Blood Raider Priest Under Fire for Diluting Sacrificial Blood with Quafe In a shocking twist that has left the galaxy's most nefarious cultists and capsuleers alike in utter disbelief, a https://t.co/mEJz3b0iWV
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In a shocking twist that has left the galaxy's most nefarious cultists and capsuleers alike in utter disbelief, a high-ranking Blood Raider priest is currently under fire for allegedly diluting the...
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CCP Games Announces “EVE: The Cooking Show” In a move more unexpected than a solo Rorqual in lowsec, CCP Games has unveiled EVE: The Cooking Show, an in-game feature designed to stir the pot. https://t.co/Ne9hXTPRl8
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eveonion.com
In a move more unexpected than a solo Rorqual in lowsec, CCP Games has unveiled EVE: The Cooking Show, an in-game feature designed to stir the pot. literally. Set to launch later this year, players...
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New App “EVE Whisper” Launches, Promising Anonymous Intel Sharing In a development more scandalous than a botched bitter vet alliance takeover, a new app called EVE Whisper has entered the New https://t.co/j3NUPF8Bx8
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eveonion.com
In a development more scandalous than a botched bitter vet alliance takeover, a new app called EVE Whisper has entered the New Eden ecosystem, offering capsuleers a platform to anonymously spill...
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CCP Games Announces “EVE: The Cooking Show” In a move more unexpected than a solo Rorqual in lowsec, CCP Games has unveiled EVE: The Cooking Show, an in-game feature designed to stir the pot. https://t.co/Ne9hXTPRl8
#eveonline #xfleet
eveonion.com
In a move more unexpected than a solo Rorqual in lowsec, CCP Games has unveiled EVE: The Cooking Show, an in-game feature designed to stir the pot. literally. Set to launch later this year, players...
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CCP Games Unveils “EVE: The Musical” In a surprise announcement, CCP Games has revealed its latest artistic endeavor: EVE: The Musical, a Broadway-style production designed to chronicle the https://t.co/XsuXTp2UFn
#eveonline #xfleet
eveonion.com
In a surprise announcement, CCP Games has revealed its latest artistic endeavor: EVE: The Musical, a Broadway-style production designed to chronicle the emotional turbulence of life in New Eden....
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Blood Raider Priest Under Fire for Diluting Sacrificial Blood with Quafe In a shocking twist that has left the galaxy's most nefarious cultists and capsuleers alike in utter disbelief, a https://t.co/mEJz3b0iWV
#xfleet #eveonline
eveonion.com
In a shocking twist that has left the galaxy's most nefarious cultists and capsuleers alike in utter disbelief, a high-ranking Blood Raider priest is currently under fire for allegedly diluting the...
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Mineral Price Index Raising Concerns In the vast expanse of New Eden, where spaceships roam and fortunes are made, one profession stands out for its sheer simplicity and profitability: mining. For https://t.co/J1uulEU0gJ
#xfleet #eveonline
eveonion.com
In the vast expanse of New Eden, where spaceships roam and fortunes are made, one profession stands out for its sheer simplicity and profitability: mining. For years, miners have diligently extracted...
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Eve Online Devs Too Busy Playing to Work On the Game In a turn of events that should surprise nobody, the Game Masters of EVE Online have gone rogue, not to fight bugs or balance weapons and https://t.co/3QQlKkzu0c
#xfleet #eveonline
eveonion.com
In a turn of events that should surprise nobody, the Game Masters of EVE Online have gone rogue, not to fight bugs or balance weapons and ships, but to plunder their own galaxy! Gone are the days of...
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Eve Onion Wins The Scope Off the Hypernet, Declares Itself Galactic News Overlord In a shocking turn of events, Eve Onion, the satirical news organization of New Eden, has won The Scope off the https://t.co/9fzKiY0oRr
#eveonline #xfleet
eveonion.com
In a shocking turn of events, Eve Onion, the satirical news organization of New Eden, has won The Scope off the HyperNet Relay. The HyperNet, infamous for its “spontaneous wealth redistribution”...
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Americans Find No Escape from Reality in Their Dystopian Video Game as Real Life Gets Even More Dystopian In a shocking turn of events, Americans playing the popular MMO sci-fi game EVE Online are https://t.co/BDcI5eEtnE
#eveonline #xfleet
eveonion.com
In a shocking turn of events, Americans playing the popular MMO sci-fi game EVE Online are finding it increasingly difficult to escape their realities. The game, known for its complex political...
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Capsuleer Declares “100% Safe” Route, Gets Ganked Instantly Jita-based optimist “Safety Steve” proudly shared his new gank-proof courier route on r/eve. Within 15 minutes, his fully loaded https://t.co/4cAjbrm9J8
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Jita-based optimist “Safety Steve” proudly shared his new gank-proof courier route on r/eve. Within 15 minutes, his fully loaded Obelisk exploded in highsec. “CONCORD was right there,” Steve lament...
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Blood Raider Priest Under Fire for Diluting Sacrificial Blood with Quafe In a shocking twist that has left the galaxy's most nefarious cultists and capsuleers alike in utter disbelief, a https://t.co/mEJz3b0iWV
#xfleet #eveonline
eveonion.com
In a shocking twist that has left the galaxy's most nefarious cultists and capsuleers alike in utter disbelief, a high-ranking Blood Raider priest is currently under fire for allegedly diluting the...
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Mineral Price Index Raising Concerns In the vast expanse of New Eden, where spaceships roam and fortunes are made, one profession stands out for its sheer simplicity and profitability: mining. For https://t.co/J1uulEU0gJ
#eveonline #xfleet
eveonion.com
In the vast expanse of New Eden, where spaceships roam and fortunes are made, one profession stands out for its sheer simplicity and profitability: mining. For years, miners have diligently extracted...
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3
Eve Online Devs Too Busy Playing to Work On the Game In a turn of events that should surprise nobody, the Game Masters of EVE Online have gone rogue, not to fight bugs or balance weapons and https://t.co/3QQlKkzu0c
#xfleet #eveonline
eveonion.com
In a turn of events that should surprise nobody, the Game Masters of EVE Online have gone rogue, not to fight bugs or balance weapons and ships, but to plunder their own galaxy! Gone are the days of...
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0
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Eve Onion Wins The Scope Off the Hypernet, Declares Itself Galactic News Overlord In a shocking turn of events, Eve Onion, the satirical news organization of New Eden, has won The Scope off the https://t.co/9fzKiY0oRr
#eveonline #xfleet
eveonion.com
In a shocking turn of events, Eve Onion, the satirical news organization of New Eden, has won The Scope off the HyperNet Relay. The HyperNet, infamous for its “spontaneous wealth redistribution”...
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