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voracious Old Testament reader, wanna-be romantic poet, hopefully an advocate for the people who actually need it

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evan, ostensibly
10 months
Ducks know something about prayer - bowing their heads, plunging into the mystery that feeds them and holds them buoyant. Receiving bread from the hands of strangers. Traveling in pairs.
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evan, ostensibly
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why can’t the comets that graze the sky stay in our orbit. why don’t the birds want to stay with me during their winter. even the mountains and the rivers can’t quite stay put. but if I put cement in any of it, the foundation cracks.
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evan, ostensibly
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several years ago I got canceled because I was at Disney with a bunch of high school friends for a Halloween event, saw a bunch of (unknown to me) Buddhist monks, and told them I liked their air bender costumes
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evan, ostensibly
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I host a Minecraft server for my little cousins (~12yo) and now they’re adding all their 12yo friends and I feel like a proud mom passing down the ancient traditions
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evan, ostensibly
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asked someone what their costume was they said “I’m not in costume I’m just nonbinary”
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You spend your whole life waiting for your prefrontal cortex to develop and then once it’s there you wanna get it lobotomized
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evan, ostensibly
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owning a cybertruck in Texas is like when gay men in LA get lip fillers but for straight people
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How many people do I have to say hi to in order to avoid a terrible November omg
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evan, ostensibly
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charlie kirk wasn't a racist he was just the one defending the racists?
@TRHLofficial
The Redheaded libertarian
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Charlie Kirk was not racist. He was the guy standing in front of the racists.
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I decided my Halloween costume
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evan, ostensibly
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i think what sucks is that if i moved back to cali today I'd also already miss the new people I've befriended here and the new experiences/opportunities I've had. there's already so many ways that I've become a new person
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i don't miss the beach or the weather or the city as much as i miss the friends that were there with me. no amount of new friends can replace them.
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i was talking to a native texan girl and she i was like "yeah i miss a couple of things about california" and she was like "oh yeah i bet you miss the asian food"
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evan, ostensibly
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A secret third option they don’t want you to know about is following Jesus.
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Andy
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White guy options; - Be right wing - Hate yourself, your culture, your history
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evan, ostensibly
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Like bruh it wasn’t just that he had faith. It’s that he was actually being crucified.
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evan, ostensibly
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*Looking at a man who was literally baptized into Jesus’s death side by side with Jesus*: yup that must mean that baptism is not needed.
@giffordwatkins
Gifford ₿ Watkins
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@PastorDeberny Thief on the cross didn't need one. Baptism is basically just marketing (and yes, obedience, too).
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evan, ostensibly
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The only thing more queer than being gay is someone who makes a big deal of their “used to be gay” identity
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MILO
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When I was a gay, I spoke as a gay, I understood as a gay, I thought as a gay: but when I became a man, I put away faggoty things.
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@ProvisionistP
Provisionist Perspective 🩸🌍
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“Expository” sermons are just as susceptible to eisegesis as topical ones.
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His mercies are new every morning
@2xBuild
void.
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tell me how rich u are without actually telling me.
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whatever reason find it necessary to harden people's hearts where I believe God is intending to soften them. It's a foolish and self-defeating tactic.
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