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Joined January 2019
/ / Pacifica Northwest varniets. Source: trust me.
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Okay, wait. Wait. No, we are not talking about MY love life - Who's??? Calra??
well, if you don't want 'em, i'll have 'em. [ grinningβ nope, hold on. lightbulb moment. ] hah, just kiddin'. carla wouldn't be too happy if she heard about me eating chocolates from other folks. [ lightbulb part 2. ] and hey, hold up. what'd she MEAN "single???"
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Susan gave me chocolates, but im pretty sure she like, deep fired them. . . . I'm not eating those. Especially after she said us "single ladies" have to stick to each other.
[ looks left. looks right. stock man pointing at self image ] uh..? don't really know what to tell ya, princess. pretty sure they were pity chocolates, if it helps any. [ they were not. ]
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This Valentines Day, dont forget that love is a lie and doomed to fail. Also, I offer divorce legal counselling half off for the next month.
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Whatβs it called when youβre super insecure but at the same time you can walk into a room full of people and think youβre better than everyone else?
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Don't be shy, get a good look. β¨οΈ
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I don't know or really care how all that silly programming stuff works. There must be someone I can sue to fix this.
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I'm going to need the Rivals team of nerd coders to hire someone with actual taste to design Emma Frosts skins. I dont care if its a video game, I'm not being caught dead, maining someone who wears, ehug, shoulder pads bigger than their head.
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Okay, ew. First of all, you didn't even buy it. Second of all, not even diamond. You / must / know my signature is diamond. But. . .hmmm. . . ( Slips the ring on. ) The green does bring out my eyes really well. . . And I haven't like, burst into flames yet.
( Frantically looks around the room before reaching into the drawer next to the bed, pulling out a small green jade ring. ) I picked this up on one of my previous tasks, I'm like...60% sure it isn't cursed? I planned to pawn it away but I mean, if you want it, I β
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Uh - huh. For your own sake, I'm going to pretend I believe that lie. Ooooh my Gosh, you're gonna love it. It's where you post photos to show how much better you're doing then everybody else.
I donβt feel like truama dumping right now so Iβm gonna lie and say I went on vacationβ But uhβ¦ yeah instagramβ¦ whatβs an instagram?
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/ / Adora autocorrected to Adorable. #Yuri
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