𓆩𝐇𝐄𝐋𝐋 𝐈𝐒 𝐅𝐎𝐑𝐄𝐕𝐄𝐑𓆪
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// i should make another shipping post but i’m lazy. so here.
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// i know Eden is such a feminine name but Adam is the type of guy to paint his nails and do what he wants. 🖕
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// on every account i own i’m so careful about cussing and then this account just lets me be as fucking terrible as possible.
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“ Is Alastor that stupid
deer .ᐣ Right .ᐣ The one
pussy who likes jazz
and can’t move on from radio .ᐣ ”
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// i’ve never written straight ships in my life until Adam.
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i could take Lucifer. given another short with the right circumstances.
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// Bettlejuice. we gonna kiss if it’s the last thing i do
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// IM ON MY FUCKING HANDS AND KNEES
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// my girlfriend is having a literal breakdown in my ear rn on call. i’m screaming. this is the funniest shit man.
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// BETTLEJUICE. I CANT DO THIS SHIT ON THE TL
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Sera. i’m about to kill a bitch. and i’m not sorry.
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// i love you for this
// : Neat guy quiet though. I never really thought of it as a name for specifically girls. I think it’s beautiful for anyone.
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// i just realized. if Al is like 7ft something and Adam is taller- how fucking tall is Adam?!
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“ All you respectless
motherfuckers. ”
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// MOTHERFUCKER I NEARLY CHOKED. WHAT THE FUCK IS WE HAPPY FEW DOING HERE.
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// me and my partner reallt are just Adam and Lute now.
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// i need to start kissing some Lucifer’s but grrrrrrr chem.
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// me and my girlfriend are so fucking cool
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what’s a guy gotta do to get his dick sucked
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// love how all the other Adam’s and Lute’s have cute/serious bios and then there’s me and my girlfriends.
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I don’t fucking understand what you mean. i obviously meant in a fight.
( not really )
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⠀⠀𝖌o back, read your post again, and take a wild guess.⠀
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// my Al is Creole French and Southern from New Orleans. so a Southern French mixed accent when the filter is put away and also allows their real voice to be spoken. also knowing French they can speak that language too.
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// lean into it. he wants/likes attention but would tell you not to say shit.
// hmm . . .
what would he do if she were to ( suddenly and without explanation ) pat his head ?
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to want to be with him.
And he knew she’d
never betray him.
“ I promise- fuck,
i promise a million
times Lute. ”
He’d quietly say.
Gently squeezing her close.
Closing his eyes, ground himself
in the present.
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@NO1HELLDAD
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Amber gold eyes
staring down the shorter male.
Pure rage inside but also,
a deep intense glint of betrayal
and pain hides behind them.
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// coughs in head cannons i have for my Alastor.
i love projecting onto my muses and as a result my lucifer not only really likes alastor’s voice but LOVESSS when he turns off the static shit. easiest way to fluster him
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// he’s a broken insecure man. ❤️
|| It's heartbreaking in the best way!!
That fucking Adam line.
"It'll pass."
Broke me
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“ Because you didn’t
fuckin answer, dick. ”
He growled before
looking mildly displeased as the
other STILL clearly undressed.
Adam glanced to the side
as he scoffed.
“ Absolutely fucking not.
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⠀⠀❝𝘐 𝘯𝘦𝘦𝘥 𝘵𝘰 𝘴𝘩𝘰𝘸𝘦𝘳. 𝘌𝘪𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘨𝘦𝘵 𝘪𝘯 𝘰𝘳 𝘨𝘦𝘵 𝘰𝘶𝘵 𝘐 𝘥𝘰𝘯'𝘵 𝘧𝘶𝘤𝘬𝘪𝘯 𝘤𝘢𝘳𝘦.❞
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// i made Adam and the first thing i get is Lucifer and Lute fucking him. bye.
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i wouldn’t be caught dead.
Put your fucking pants back
on. They need you down
stairs wise guy. ”
No, he’s not slightly blushing.
He’s so super duper straight
thank you.
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“ LUTE. WHAT THE
FUCK .ᐣ.ᐟ ”
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“ Anyways,
Lucifer sucks. Pass it on. ”
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UGH. YOURE A FUCKING DISGRACE.
offspring of a sinner and angel. DISGUSTING.
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besides his time in
the garden.
He’s quick to wrap his
arms back around her.
Holding her close.
He can’t judge her.
Not when his own eyes
held unshed tears.
It felt so. . .good.
To have someone
genuinely care about him,
stay with him.
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If he could THROW something he would but all they have here is fucking clouds.
. . .he’s gonna settle on sitting on one and picking at a fluff of it slowly. or something.
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// Lucifer is about to fuck Adam that’s why. i had to move it to dms lmao
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“ You’re exempt from it. ”
Waving a hand.
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Abso-fucking-lutely
( sliding a piece over. )
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// FUCK YEAH.
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// if you don’t mind 🥲
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// I want this poly if it kills me
3 spouses patiently waiting for their 4th to arrive
#HazbinHotelLilith
#HazbinHotelLucifer
#HazbinHotel
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Sigh.
Rubbing over his hand
slightly that was stained with
blood. The wound
slightly still read.
“ No. . .but that stupid
red deer bit me hard- ”
Huffing sigh a bitter tone.
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COME HERE BITCH. I’LL FLOOR YOU.
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@NO1HELLDAD
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. . .A part of Adam wants
to try and laugh at Lucifer.
To berate and belittle him.
Anything to not be sitting here
with Lucifer looking at him
like that. . .but he can’t.
Because a part of him is
so sentimental, his heart aches.
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Adam was almost tempted
to hide out again. Put back
his barrier, leave.
Tell her it wasn’t right.
𝙃𝙚 𝙙𝙞𝙙𝙣’𝙩 𝙙𝙚𝙨𝙚𝙧𝙫𝙚 𝙝𝙚𝙧.
But she was right there.
Wanting him, no 𝗹𝗼𝗻𝗴𝗶𝗻𝗴
for him.
She’s been hiding it
like him for so, so many
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Damn 𝘼𝙉𝙄𝙈𝘼𝙇𝙎.
Wings expand in
his anger before he
takes a breath.
Tucking them closely together
before running a
hand down the side of
his head and cheek.
This was a mistake-
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// and what if i kissed all the Lucifer’s. what then.
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“ Oh 𝘱𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘦. I rocked your
shit and you ran away like
a fawn. Don’t flatter yourself. ”
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It fucking slaps, right?!
( biting into his own piece. )
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// honestly need Adam to vent to god and just break.
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// someone called mammon the preshow / commercial before Adam and i’m dead 😭
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it’s MEAT. people eat MEAT. caviar is MEAT in a weird fucked up egg meat way but it’s still protein.
ANYWAYS. i know more about the revolving world then you do 🖕
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⠀⠀⠀oh, come on. nobody 𝙖𝙘𝙩𝙪𝙖𝙡𝙡𝙮 likes
⠀⠀⠀caviar. it's just a. . . made up status
⠀⠀⠀thing. ⁿᵒᵗ ˡⁱᵏᵉ ʸᵒᵘ'ᵈ ᵏⁿᵒʷ ᵃⁿʸᵗʰⁱⁿᵍ ᵃᵇᵒᵘᵗ ʳᵉᵍᵃˡⁱᵗʸ ...
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SHUT UP.
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ㅤㅤDo you get it though
ㅤㅤBecause her arm
ㅤㅤOr lack thereof
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“ Be quick or whatever. ”
He knows he can’t
out argue her on it.
So he gives in instead.
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“ I’M ABOUT TO MAKE
YOU SWALLOW YOUR
OWN TOUNGE. SHUT UP. ”
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// YOURE READING IT. GAH. MY HEART.
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‘ dOn’T StARt ’
fuck you.
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// i’m so afraid for this account cause if i get snipped i WILL. CRY.
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// WHERE THE FUCK DID YOU COME FROM?!
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Both of them.
Children.
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KEEP. HER DAMN NAME. OUT YO MOUTH.
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ㅤㅤLute is Adam's right hand woman because she couldn't use her left ( it was torn off )
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// FUCK EVERYTHING. TODAYS NOT SHIT. IM LATE FOR WORK. ALASTOR IS A BITCH AND ANGEL IS HORNY AND I FORGOT WHAT I WAS SUPPOSED DO FOR MY GF. IM GONNA FIGHT GOD.
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his dumb stupid everything of
whatever.
he should trip and fall. a little blood never hurt anyone’s looks either.
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// i was adulting too. i’m proud of you for joining the party. when can i put my retirement in?
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// my Al has to trust you a lot in order to let the filter and voice go or you just have to catch them when alone.
just know that my lucifer would never admit it but he goes CRAZY for that
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// heeeeey
// pspspsspspspsp Adam accounts cmere spspspspspsspspsp
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“ YOU MOTHER FUCKER,
I’M GONNA WIPE THAT
SHIT SMILE OFF FOR 𝗚𝗢𝗢𝗗. ”
Letting his guitar disappear in
order to immediately tackle the
demon.
Mask glitching in a fit of rage.
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“ Even with your full
powers, you’re still really
fucking lame, trust me.
all it took was one swing
and you dipped, pussy. ”
Smug ass grin.
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GROOOOOAN.
“ Seriously, what’s his
fucking damage .ᐣ
and what’s with the mic
and radio filter .ᐣ.ᐟ ”
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“ yepppp. spot on. emphasis
on the ‘can’t move on’. ”
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// Blitz and Adam would hate and love eachother and i hate that. ❤️
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// i don’t wanna be at work for 3 more hours.
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