dysc ♡
@Dysc
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× lecturer ♡ main event ♘ sworn sword of avalon ×
nottingham, albion
Joined March 2009
Really good advice. Incredibly important to internalize this. I did personally lose though. In my one specific case
in your 20s, you'll feel like you're losing the race. it is very important that you realise there really is no race.
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Mandelson is a cunt but you'd swear starmer was partying on the island the way the media are talking.
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Your Party's Zarah Sultana commits to Hansard, presumably for the first time, the phrase: "besties with a convicted nonce."
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Or you could just...print the Secret Lairs to demand.
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As a fellow Man Utd fan, I now understand why Xi Jinping has been lashing out so much in recent years
Breaking news from the Forbidden City: President Xi Jinping talks football with Keir Starmer and says he supports Man Utd but also takes an interest in three other teams: Arsenal, Man City and Crystal Palace. In fact he calls them “Palace”. Starmer gobsmacked. @CPFC
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personally i think "john [name of thing]" is the funniest bit of all time
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i used to be the captain of my soul but then i got promoted to admiral of my soul and now i'm too busy with politicking to focus on the low-level operational decisions of my soul
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