unoffical cia operator
@DylanTop5
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There is no reason I should be this online, I do cool things in real life I swear. https://t.co/De7vRwT6lL
Toronto
Joined June 2009
Oh you like dating men with a full head of hair and a complete hairline, just say you like dating teenagers
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I remember pre-drinking at this guy's how house. He proceeded to do a full bag then told our group that he isn't coming out and just going to stay in
Doing cocaine alone at home is maybe the lamest activity possible
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This what I look like with a deeper Norwood and darker eye bags
Timothée Chalamet with a cute purse in New York City.
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Had an amazing omakase sushi course with @threeemilks in Tokyo but the SF tech nerds beside us unironically said “yo chat GPT said we should go to Kyoto.” And also asked the chef if he could make smaller portions…smh
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DO NOT go vintage shopping with @DylanTop5 unless you want to be enabled
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Got invited to a party in Shibuya tonight but going to be good and stay in and go to bed early instead...(I went out twice this past weekend)
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average couples outfit in south korea
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Does anyone need anything from the Italian salad dressing vending machine in Tokyo?
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It’s a pity Kobe never got to see hurts play as a giant eagles fan he would have absolutely loved him
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At the foo fighters concert in Tokyo cause I got a free ticket and rock music is fun
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This is an onion article headline lol
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Me after hanging out with all my Japanese friends in Tokyo
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Blue jays winning cause they have King Von's white friend playing for them
Game 2 of the ALDS and WHO are the Blue Jays fans talking about Vladimir Guerrero Jr. ❌ Alejandro Kirk ❌ Trey Yesavage ❌ Nope, T.J Brock 😂😂😂
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