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His work twink got out of there quick when he saw her coming
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(Posts a video of a cute girl) “imagine being able to have sex with a boy that looks like this cute girl.”
This is what the towelboys ancient Roman warriors had sex with looked like. This is what they took from us
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The single worst youtube clickbait thumbnail I've ever seen
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yeah i know what that jaw means, she is definitely having fun
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Bill Gates reportedly hoped Jeffrey Epstein would help him win a Nobel
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Every once in a while this website gets an audible chuckle out of me
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Never really listened to brockhampton much but they helped inspire the funniest tweet ever
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Just realized he is sitting on his lap when she walks in lol
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One of the weirdest moments in modern tv was when she walked through the Vegas mandalay bay shooting with security in his only tv interview….diagram and all
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It's funny cause you can't tell whether she is just white girl awkward or on that white girl...seems like she is having fun though don't know why people are hating
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Kanye should come out at the halftime show wearing an OJ Simpson jersey
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This would have been the funniest thing of all time, kanye really is the greatest troll of all time lol
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Kanye getting in trouble because he brought out accused sexual abuser misato at his show
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Honestly I bet the actual haircut is probably better at the nude shop
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Don’t let Roman towel boy twitter find out about her
Shenandoah University safety Haley Van Voorhis became the first female non-kicker to take the field in an NCAA football game today
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Women like to talk about how they are just as horny as men. Then a story comes around like this just to let them know what’s up
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Apparently doc from back to the future hates jay leno
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When you have information that will lead to the arrest of Hillary Clinton
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You think he hit?!
My man is built like a full grown toddler.
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Can’t take the heat get out of the kitchen
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Interesting fact: I actually took this photo, she was looking at me
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these are something a 14 year old girl would say on tumblr in 2012
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You can always tell when a women isn’t very online when they are posting feet like this on a dating app
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Corporate shit. Salesforce ass artwork for employees to try to make them seem like they work in a quirky environment
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50 cent is one of the few celebs who actually know how to post lol
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Good dick got ‘em walking like
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They are planning on mk ultraing wine mom’s
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Join Disney Geek Jeffrey Epstein for a D23 Member Mixer @ Michigan Avenue Disney Store in Chi. 2/20.
http://tinyurl.com/D23MMChi
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