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There is no reason I should be this online, I do cool things in real life I swear. https://t.co/De7vRwT6lL

Toronto
Joined June 2009
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@DylanTop5
unoffical cia operator
9 months
Can’t stop thinking about this house I saw in Koenji Tokyo
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Remember when the government had Kubrick direct the space landing now they got interns using adobe for their conspiracy videos.
@unusual_whales
unusual_whales
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BREAKING: The footage from Jeffery Epstein’s cell that was released by the DOJ was edited with Adobe Premiere Pro, stitched from 2 clips, and was saved 4 times, per WIRED.
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greatest fight of all time.
@DudespostingWs
Dudes Posting Their W’s
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23 years ago, Don Frye and Yoshihiro Takayama gave us the greatest opening sequence of an MMA fight ever
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Local bar playing popcaan and vybz kartel.
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Gen Z’s are wild cause there are 8 of em at this bar and more than half of them are just drinking water.
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Even the thing got a skinny waist and a thigh gap.
@NebsGoodTakes
Neb | 🏳️‍🌈
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Fantastic Four (2015)
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@DylanTop5
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Never got the whole choking thing but I will bite.
@WomenReadWomen
Genevieve Gluck
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Strangulation during sex is now thought to be the second most common cause of stroke in women under 40. This practice is clearly spreading due to the proliferation of violent pornography, yet still women are gaslit and told that porn is "just a fantasy."
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You can just tell this guy is good a super smash bros.
@ced_jayy
Cjay
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“My bro really wants to talk to you”
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You can tell a movie was made for boomers when the bad guys are still Russians.
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The rizzler really was preordained.
@Bestofsopranos
best of the sopranos
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Baby Rizzler and Paulie Walnuts
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@DylanTop5
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Unemployed currently dog sitting my parents dog while they are on vacation I have officially reached peak failson levels.
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Guy comes into the local dive bar drunk telling us his wife just left him and instantly starts hitting on the waitress…love is in the air.
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Washington redskins players and employees after working for Dan Snyder.
@growing_daniel
Daniel
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grok gets a jewish boss and instantly becomes a nazi.
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Least homophobic Jamaican politician
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I’ve been telling people for a while this city has been done post 2020.
@6ixbuzztv
6ixBuzzTV
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Foot traffic in downtown Toronto is now 43% lower than it was before the pandemic
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The American mind can’t comprehend john woo the 2nd is way better than the first movie.
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Day 2 of being unemployed I’m currently binge watching the mission impossible movies…figured out the plot twist 5 minutes into the first one.
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Her boobs are amazing but who ever did her nose was obviously jealous of them and hates her.
@ReignOfPride
PridefulSin ❕
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Dude
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He looks like one of those wax celebrity statues.
@historyrock_
🎸 Rock History 🎸
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Slipknot drummer Eloy Casagrande crying meeting Black Sabbath’s Bill Ward 🥹. Photo by Kelly Osbourne
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