Dylan
@DylanNelkin
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he/him • Technical Designer at @HalfMermaid • formerly @nyugamecenter, @direwolf • snack enjoyer • opinions belong only to me
i live above the J train
Joined April 2008
Bears I saw at the Central Park zoo/Podo in his punishment shirt/plump and juicy meat bun near my head as I woke up
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The most fun image & video creation tool in the world is here. Try it for free in the Grok App.
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the Ritchie Torres interview on the Adam friedland show is astonishing. how did he ever get elected? So robotic, cold, slimy, truly scary.
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terrible, rip.
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let’s finally talk about it- goku would easily overpower Jesus Christ. while Christ’s powers are clearly defined as divine, goku’s strength is multiversal. Not to mention, the New Testament states nothing about Christ’s Ki control or battle intelligence.
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the smell of my neighbors making French toast and bacon on a Monday morning is psychic warfare and I am going to alert the authorities.
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RT @getfiscal: Hello Zohran this is Barry Soetoro. My husband Michael said you were born in Uganda, I was actually born in Kenya.
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In my top 5 or 10 games of all time.
Say hello to Chibi-Robo!. Join him on his quest to restore order to the Sanderson house and save the world in Chibi-Robo!, coming to Nintendo GameCube – Nintendo Classics on #NintendoSwitch2 for #NintendoSwitchOnline + Expansion Pack members on Aug 21!
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potentially the most insane thing I've ever heard a politican propose. DEMANDING that people pay at minimum 30% of their expenses to rent. just flatly eliminating any possibility to save, any social mobility. remarkably unrelatable and unpalatable to anyone who rents.
Some new details out from the Cuomo campaign on his "Zohran's law" proposal to means-test rent stabilized tenants. But the way this is phrased makes it sounds like he wants tenants to be rent burdened.
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RT @Annie_McDonough: Some new details out from the Cuomo campaign on his "Zohran's law" proposal to means-test rent stabilized tenants. Bu….
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Weapons was wonderful but we really missed out on Eddingt-pons: the jokerfying summer movie event.
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Never thought I’d see the day.
Official teaser for the ‘Homestuck’ pilot has been released. The new series is in the works at the Australia animation team Spindleroo.
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RT @MeganBitchell: Enough time has passed that I can share this. I ordered a Caesar salad, a cookies and cream milkshake, and a soft pretze….
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RT @MarioBrothBlog: In Donkey Kong Bananza, Fractones can be modified by throwing chunks of dirt at them. With enough patience, so much mat….
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oh youre eating your cheese sticks right out of the fridge? you're not letting them get to room temp? ok. lol. not me.
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RT @NationalZoo: 🐼🦖 ROAR, he’s FOUR! Join us in wishing giant panda Bao Li a dino-mite birthday! At 9 a.m., animal care staff presented Bao….
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