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@DylanLouw

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Cape Town Photographer. Observant, Heterosexually Abstinent, Sarcastic. Trained my dog to bite carbs out of my hand.

Cape Town, SA
Joined August 2009
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@DylanLouw
Codename: Dutchess
4 years
If there is anyone here whom I have not insulted, I beg his pardon. Johannes Brahms
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@Markmanson
Mark Manson
7 months
Your future self is a stranger you repeatedly betray for meaningless comforts.
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@DylanLouw
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10 months
Very dissapointed with the meat thermometer I got from @CheckersSA . Even put it in boiling sugar, and the needle never moved. Dissapointed.
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@DylanLouw
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10 months
"Ketamine is a grey area according to the church" WHAT! #momtok
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@DylanLouw
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11 months
#TheLastOfUsSeason2 and Catherine O Hara. She's showing us she's more than Moira. Good for you girl! @catherineohara An Icon! That speach about her husband... Tears...
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@DanScavinoTNews
๐“๐“ฎ๐”€๐“ผ Dan Scavino Jr.๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿฆ…
1 year
WHO IS GUARDING THE DAMN HOTEL?!?? Gaitok is always somewhere other than the damn front entrance! FIRE HIS ASS
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@DylanLouw
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1 year
Atom Eve, on the tv show, is essentially the #Invincible universes Krillin. Trying their best, always dying or being injured. She's so much better in the comics.
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@DylanLouw
Codename: Dutchess
1 year
To fully heal Mark instantly, allowing him to beat the shit out of already, subtly weakened Conquest. If Mark could have done it out of rage of Eve being hurt, he could have done it before Conquest beat the living shit out of him... He did it afterwards...
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@DylanLouw
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1 year
And before anyone says she can't comtrol.sentient matter, a femur isn't sentient. AND her organic and sentient matter abilities are blocked, unless in a life or death situation. Therefore, after Conquest basically killed her, and she became ultimate Atom Eve, she had the power
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@DylanLouw
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1 year
How about instead of having a whole Sailor Moon suit up, Atom Eve just fixed up Mark. But noooo, she had to go all ATOM and make her boobs bigger... #Invincible
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@TomZohar
Tom Zohar
1 year
Oh this demon twink can MULTITASK
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@DylanLouw
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1 year
Laury being an "Independent " seemingly wasn't about Trump. It was her being the in between Laure and Jackyn since they where in school... #whitelotusseason3
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@FeFeLaGre
FeFe โ˜†
1 year
Insane way to start an episode !! #whitelotusseason3 #WhiteLotus3
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@DylanLouw
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1 year
"I'm sure therapy will be ok." Bitch... Turn off #Casandra that has tried to kill you like 3 times in 2 episodes...
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@DylanLouw
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1 year
I just want to know, who hurt Mike White on a boat? Every boatride he writes into the #WhiteLotus goes to absolute shit so quickly๐Ÿคฃ
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@DylanLouw
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1 year
Did anyone else spot the weird names on the memorial in the new #INVINCIBLESeason3? "JUST Jason" ๐Ÿคฃ "Warren Fok" - Which is Afrikaans means Fuck And my personal favourite... "Glacier Peanut Free" ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ
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@DylanLouw
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1 year
I'm just a man, eating half a cucumber in bed, asking my dog not to judge me.
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@DylanLouw
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1 year
I honestly don't give a flying F. The live action beter have the Muses right
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@Ya_a_seen_Him
Yaaseen Barnes
1 year
Hey Cape Town, here's an idea, maybe we need more padel courts? We really don't have enough hey.
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@DylanLouw
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1 year
Even the overly saturated yellow tones... Good try guys, but your DOP faught against the natural light, and it shows... #DexterOriginalSin
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@DylanLouw
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1 year
I appreciate the grader attempts at making modern-day look like old school Dexter. But LUT blowout are just not the same... #DexterOriginalSin
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