The story of last night's cat 🐐

How’s Tom Brady get #1 in the top 100 again? Dude you lost to a backup qb!! #bigdicknick #infoleswetrust #wentzinalifetime #FlyEaglesFly

My uncle walks in and says happy birthday you old fn grouch! #100% #yupthatsme

Chode-cassell your the only smart one you brought your boots! Cassell-no response Chode-cause it’s gonna get shitty!!! #philsbp #ocmd

Well snake feed it’s been fun.... but can’t say we didn’t end with a bang!! #someonedied #butseriously #heokaytho

Losing your friends a chicken dinner at 1am after the last guy literally laid down in front of me.....priceless 😂😐 @PhillipSirk @AFreems11

I swear if I close my eyes for 5 seconds I’ll be out cold!!

Anyone wanna float today?

I sure did learn something today!

I'm basically Atlanta at this point and life is coming at me like New England.

When you hate your job but you have it made so you can't leave 😐 lol #carssuck #mechaniclife

I was just told by my gf that I was right.. im just letting that sink in a little #idoneitguys #rightforonce

Just like baseball, in life you have to cover your bases.

How annoying..

Me and today just ain't getting along........ and it's Friday for goodness sakes! #pullyourshittogether

My no motivation Monday quickly turned into even less motivation Tuesday!