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Dylan

@DylanCahoon9

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@DylanCahoon9
Dylan
25 days
Good GOD I hope his now homeless ass made this bet
@RyanDePaul
Ryan DePaul
1 month
The Broncos feel like that 8–2 Madden franchise where you simmed every game on rookie difficulty and hope nobody checks who you played. I’d bet every dollar I own, drain my crypto wallet, liquidate my Schwab account, and shake the couch cushions for spare change—then throw it
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@DylanCahoon9
Dylan
25 days
Special teams looks awesome so far, there were some corrections in that mini bye #BroncosCountry
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@DylanCahoon9
Dylan
1 month
The three primetime games combined have scored less than the Seahawks did in the first quarter.
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@DylanCahoon9
Dylan
1 month
Saying that Denver had really good field position all night when we got pinned at the 1 twice and our average starting position was our own 19 through 3 quarters is objectively hilarious. #BroncosCountry
@awfulannouncing
Awful Announcing
1 month
"Would Sean Payton draft another quarterback? I'm dead serious. Bo Nix has regressed badly" - Colin Cowherd
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@DylanCahoon9
Dylan
1 month
I’d LOVE to know what percentage of Bo’s picks are throwing toward Troy Franklin? Both tonight. Why does he force it there? #BroncosCountry
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@DylanCahoon9
Dylan
1 month
Our defense is 9-0 and our offense is 2-7 #BroncosCountry
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@DylanCahoon9
Dylan
1 month
This may potentially be the worst football game I’ve ever seen. And I coached sophomore ball for 3 years. #BroncosCountry
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@DylanCahoon9
Dylan
2 months
I don’t mean to be a rat, but with all of this NBA mafia gambling ring being exposed, I feel it’s my civic duty to share this picture I came across…
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@DylanCahoon9
Dylan
2 months
On a whim I decided to buy a ticket and drive over night to the @Broncos game today. Top 10 decision of all time #BroncosCountry
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@JamesPalmerTV
James Palmer
2 months
In early August in 2018 Demaryius Thomas and I sat on the grass on the Broncos practice field for almost two hours. We talked about life, what we were reading, the new diet he was trying in an effort to keep his body, which was breaking down, on the football field. Toward the end
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@DylanCahoon9
Dylan
2 months
We almost lost a game where we gave up less than 100 yards of offense… worst second half of offense I think I’ve ever seen #BroncosCountry
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@DylanCahoon9
Dylan
2 months
The @Broncos still haven’t trailed for a single second this season. They’re 2-2. #BroncosCountry
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@cjzero
CJ Fogler 🫡
3 months
Incredible level of starting something you have zero intention of finishing from a New Mexico lineman here
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@DylanCahoon9
Dylan
4 months
Burrow might throw for 6,000 yards this season. He’ll have to with this defense.
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@DylanCahoon9
Dylan
4 months
I just got called “Unc” by a kid who didn’t know who @SHAQ was
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@DylanCahoon9
Dylan
5 months
I asked grok to recreate the astronomer scandal with Donald and Hillary. Needless to say, we still have some time before the machines take over
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@DylanCahoon9
Dylan
6 months
Ace Bailey boutta get the Caitlyn Clark treatment when he gets to the league
@BleacherReport
Bleacher Report
6 months
PG spoke on Ace Bailey not working out for a single team ahead of the draft 👀 (via @PodcastPShow)
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@DylanCahoon9
Dylan
7 months
Put the house on the @nyknicks to the finals. After the draft lottery, do you think Adam Silver is going to allow the NBA finals to be Indianapolis and Minnesota?
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@DylanCahoon9
Dylan
7 months
How does @AdamSchefter and @Espngreeny see the public discourse about how terrible and flawed the NBA lottery is and go “not only is the lottery great, but a much more successful league should adopt it” Adam Silver can’t be THAT deep in their pockets, can he?
@schadjoe
Joe Schad
7 months
Adam Schefter: NFL Draft Lottery would be a “home run.”
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@DylanCahoon9
Dylan
7 months
The mavericks were in the NBA finals last year, traded away a generational player for pennies on the dollar, were in the play-in tournament this year, and just won the lottery. Great product you’ve got there @NBA
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