Dyl
@DyIbog
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might be fake but idc, funniest quote of all time
🗣️ Angel Di Maria’s wife on her time in England during Manchester United days: “People are all weird. You walk around and you don't know if they're going to kill you. The food is disgusting. The women look like porcelain. “Angel and I were in Madrid, at the best team in the
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a woman caressing and scratching your face with her nails like that increases your lifespan by at LEAST a year
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🚨💣 BREAKING: Rúben Amorim has just been SACKED by Manchester United. Decision made this morning.
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wirtz is doing my head in man. he’s so fucking slow. killed like 5 attacks. dispossessed about 50 times. he runs in slow motion i’m literally never confident with him on the ball bro
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