I'm pleased to announce my Desert Eagle for #vrchat is now finished and published to Gumroad! Featuring original uncompressed Halo ce pistol audio, modifications, and realistic functionality, even with skins, I'm excited to see this out in the wild! Link below

I dont even LOOK like a SHORTSTACK

I cast Testicular Torsion

Why do you all keep torturing me like this

Where was the water at MFF?

This is incredible my god thank you.

THIS ISNT INSTANT KARMA

PLEASE GOD DONT JAR MY PLUSH

LIKE IF YOU HATE MICROSOFT

Get off my tail, wench

WHAT DOES 67 MEAN?

STOP PLAYING BAD TO THE BONE, IT MAKES ME SAD

DO NOT CALL ME GOOD BOY

Durrv-Durrv's Bizarre Adventure

Sorry I didnt stream today, I chose to make cookies with my dad instead. Worth it.

Chat called me the VLC MASCOT

MAID THIS, MAID THAT, STOP DRIVING ME FUCKING INSANE

IM NOT A LITTLE FEMBOY SHORT AND STOUT

Got a LITTLE overstimulated

Do NOT call me a DOG

My ass is not that fat. I despise all of you and dizzy.