I want my Christmas decor to come down 😭 but I just don't have the energy

Help I'm a senior citizen: I want to make a tik Tok that starts with the "& with that the 2025 season has come to an end" sound bit that transitions into The Contract or Tally. 1 minute Okay thanks

This is the president of the United States.

Work game: name an embarrassing moment Me: well.. years ago a group of us slept outside of the Basement in Columbus for a non-existent concert because there was a rumor that there MIGHT be a secret show ☠️🫣 ... There was in fact no show

I guess the free speech champions in the White House had some issues.

The contract is quite literally my life currently in a song... 😅🥴🫠

My body is down BAD

@Dunconcerned We pissed off parents so I think we won

Me and Jo starting the one more song chant and actually getting Steve’s going to London

The back of the pit is about to be lit for this CHRISMUKKAH set

Goal: be as obnoxious as possible in this lame ass crowd

I AM SO EXCITED

I HIT THE THRIFTMAS MOTHER LOAD

Listen here @CocaColaCo I. NEED. @Sprite to get the same merch love that @DietCoke gets

What in the clikkie hell....... what am I doing driving to target right now 🤣

Columbus peeps - anyone want to let me stay with them for a few nights at the end of January so I can attend a conference for work 😅

Thank you @alexwaarren for having reasonably priced pit tickets 🎟️🩷💕 See you in July

Last week at some point apparently I blacked out and bought a bunch of TØP merch ... 🤦🤦 WHYYYYY At least I got the pajamas 🫩

whoever made this merch i hope both sides of your pillows are cold, I hope you find $20 in the dryer when you do laundry, I hope a class action lawsuit appears in your email and you suddenly get a few hundred dollars for a random data leak i wish nothing but the best for you

dawg i’m cooked the merch is actually good