dumpster snake 🗑️ 🐍
@DumpsterSnake
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I am a trash snake. he him.
Area 69, Nevada
Joined July 2012
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not sure if this is worth anything but you can get double bionic arm with delayed dhc and two tentacles #2XKO #2XKO_ILLAOI #2XKO_VI
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Just in case this website goes away forever I want you to know I never felt truly appreciated.
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The funniest thing about jobs is you need one to live lmao
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One job you can have is life coach. Another is guy who pumps gas for you in nj. Haha
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Being a comedian is such a dumb job. You just go around telling jokes? Like you tell a joke one place. Then you drive for a whole day and tell that joke AGAIN. Lol
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I used to think I could like an ai. This was after I watched HER(2013). Later I felt I would only feel indifferent towards them. Now in 2022 I can say I truly hate Amazon Alexa.
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Does your astrology shit even count if you are a c section? Like the stars had nothing to do when I was born. I was two weeks late and like rescued from my mother's body. The stars were like oh fuck we forgot about that guy.
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To the tune of "all of me" by "John legend" 🎶My diiiiicks underwater but my puuussy is dry. 🎵
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When I was your age, they would say you could become aes sedai or bene gesserit; today what I'm saying to you is this: When facing a loaded gun, what's the difference?
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Is there a good way to get into casting spells and doing sorcery without having to make it like. A whole thing?
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Single malt scotch whiskey. Suckle all crotch swiftly.
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100 gecster Morgan. Gexter Morgan. Gexter Morgan. Gexter Morgan... GEXTER MORGAN
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I like the Witcher show. Don't be mean to me about it. Is the games good? Also can somebody buy jaskier a new wig and rewrite the character completely while they're at it?
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