I don’t know what he does for a living but he’s absolutely roofied someone’s drink at a smooth jazz club

And now this guys explaining how to make mash potatoes to the cashier??! Come on buddy you suck.

If you bring more than ten items through the ten items or less line you should be shot. It says it in the name you animal

When the GOAT says let’s go you fuckin GO

I want a urinal in my bathroom so damn bad

Can we get a montage of all the times @FrankieBorrelli screamed like a dipshit this playoff run now that they got bounced short agaaaaiiiiinnnnn 😂😂😂😂

#LeafsForever are such a joke of a franchise 😂😂😂

Cant believe you aren’t crediting Michael Scott with this quote?...

Hey @ZacEfron wanna hangout yet?

Yamamoto/wheeler #bucciovertimechallenge

Nicole’s curled up missile ejaculated today

Josh peddled a sword up his butt in Amsterdam

I’m just a Scully out here looking for my Hitchcock

Hey @KFCBarstool if @Jared_Carrabis doesn’t answer is this good or what?

Hey @Jared_Carrabis is this good? Be honest?

I wonder how this family handle the big loss? The song still slaps tho 😂

I wish that guy from tiger king with the three teeth was in more movies

I don’t know if you’ll see this @ZacEfron but like if you’re ever looking for someone to hangout with I’d be down. I don’t really like going outside but we could watch the greatest showman or something? I’d probably go outside if you wanted to tho 🤷🏻‍♂️

I miss @RoseOfLangford tagging me and 75 other people in a post saying come to the duke this weekend ☹️

I miss regular life so much that I even miss people recording entire concerts on their Snapchat