Bitcoin Lebowski⚡
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CEO Lebowski Capital, the world's #1 made up hedge fund | #Bitcoin collector | IFA | Dudeist priest | ISTJ-T | ASD | Misanthrope | #MuayThai | #BlackpoolFC
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Last Seen Profiles
Fuck
@netflix
- fucking paedos.
My 6 year old was searching for Garfield - typed in the G and the A, and the first suggestion is GAY & LESBIAN TV!
He's fucking SIX with a child's profile set to his correct age!
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OK this is hilarious.
"09/01/24 SEC Chairman on the brink of second ETF approval"
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What time does the Conbase circuit breaker guy get into the office?
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Reminder - no amount of money can make you not a loser.
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FIRE guys should love Bitcoin.
FIRE guys hate Bitcoin.
This should tell you all you need to know about FIRE guys.
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58k gang, don't you fucking go to sleep tonight.
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The fact that we've got Udi and Eric on stage at a "Bitcoin" event in wizard outfits trolling real bitcoiners about the exploit that has been misusing the protocol shows how far we've fallen.
If
#Bitcoin
ultimately fails, it will be because humans are too fucking stupid for it.
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How the fuck can they tax
#Bitcoin
's gains against fiat money? What a fucking scam!
They deflate the currency, eroding the value of your savings - a tax, forcing you to invest in sound money.
THEN - they tax the loss of buying power that you've AVOIDED by opting out!
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Rewatching The Matrix
This is about Bitcoin, isn't it?
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What is the most profoundly brilliant saying or phrase related to Bitcoin, in your opinion?
For me, I really love:
"Bitcoin is so simple you need a PhD in Economics to not understand it."
It's perfect.
Give me yours 👇👇👇
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Devil's advocate for 2024.
ETFs denied.
Halving nothing burger.
Global recession.
US dinosaurs legislate against Bitcoin.
GFM. 🤣
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We're only 12% down from the ATH.
Gently reinsert your tampons and stop bitching.
Bunch of fannies.
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@Pledditor
@GarethSoloway
He has the confidence of a man who knows that it doesn't matter how his trades perform as long as he keeps making videos pretending to be successful.
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This guy's a fucking idiot 🤣
Why do so many gullible morons follow him?
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Isn't the whole 4th July thing a bit silly when modern America is pretty much everything that guys were fighting against?
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Fucking massive, fragile, egotistical baby.
Elon to Preston:
“if we get into annoying bitcoin arguments then I will sign off”
Someone’s mad they sold the bottom 🤣
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Is that what passes for a dip these days?
I think we're all going to miss the early days, when men were men and dips meant something.
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Just asked my wife who invented Bitcoin.
"Statoshi Guacomolo" 🤣
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Bitcoin is like Superman.
One fundamental weakness.
It needs people.
But the people are retarded.
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I can't believe you idiots are buying when the Bitcoin price will halve in just a few weeks.
Leave this to the serious people FFS.
Plus, don't forget the difficulty adjustment making it more difficult to buy every 2 weeks.
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Pro tip:
If Dan Held is in your camp, you've taken a serious wrong turn somewhere.
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Bitcoiners are right about Bitcoin and wrong about almost everything else.
Act accordingly.
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Israel kill civilians
Hamas kill civilians
Both evil
Normal people suffer
"Standing" with one side or another is willful ignorance.
Emotive subject, obviously, but until we can cut through the bullshit, nothing will change.
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The egos in Bitcoin are out of control, man.
You might be technically knowledgeable, but you're still a retard, mate.
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ETFs are buying 3,000 BTC a day, the halving is in 2 months at which point the reward will drop to 450 BTC a day, and you're BEARISH at this moment?
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I'll have a Hong Kong Nothing Burger please, with extra pickle.
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Just looking into finances, I think I'm going to hand in my 3-month notice to my normie job at the end of April.
Very exciting!
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The thing that makes me doubt Bitcoin the most isn't anything to do with Bitcoin at all - it's the average intelligence of bitcoiners. Bitcoin Twitter, for instance, has become daily stupid shit Twitter. Flat earth, space lasers, what next? Windows aren't real? Apples are psyops?
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Sam Altman is such a complete whopper.
Rogan, "I think Bitcoin is the one which can..."
Altman, "I created something called Worldcoin that I'm really positive about..."
Cunt.
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I've just had the most terrifying social encounter of my entire life. My fellow autists will appreciate this one I'm sure.
I was collecting my eldest from a birthday party. I walk into the garden, and see the familiar faces of some other parents we know well, with some we don't.
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BREAKING - STUDY SHOWS 13% OF PEOPLE HAVE AN IQ OF PRECISELY 80.
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This is the stupidest take I've seen for some time. I mean, how much of an idiot do you need to be to quote Einstein whilst also displaying that basic logic is beyond your tiny mind? Mind-blowing stupidity. Astonishing.
"Insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results."
Albert Einstein
#Bitcoin
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It's all obvious in hindsight.
Keep Grayscale fee high so people sell their shares.
Other ETFs hoover up Grayscale Bitcoin to satisfy demand.
Gary gets to approve the ETFs without triggering god candle.
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TINA is a stereotypical boomer finance guy - says a lot of words to try to sound intelligent but without actually saying anything of value. I'm surrounded by them in my profession. The problem is, normies lap it up - they LOVE that shit. Imbeciles speaking to and for imbeciles.
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Every time I see somebody with loads of tattoos now, I just think, "Should've just bought Bitcoin."
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Mega pump incoming, I can smell it.
I think we hit AT LEAST 29k at some point in the next 12 months.
AT LEAST
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If you sell your Bitcoin when the SEC clamp down on shitcoin casinos, congratulations, you're regarded.
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The future of Bitcoin is not within the USA. I don't know how many times I need to say this before people understand.
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There's no getting away from it. It's not gone well. I face the choice of taking the kids out of school and relocating so I never see these people again, or enduring the repeated moments of self-loathing when I see them again.
What a hard life.
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I meet soooooo many clients who have a property portfolio they've accumulated mainly due to the fortuitous timing of their birth.
The worst thing is, they all think there geniuses.
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The ETF net inflows don't seem to be stacking up with price appreciation, even taking into account the ATHs we've made. Something's afoot. 🤔
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My eldest is finally old enough to watch Lord of the Rings and we've just started The Two Towers.
My god what absolute masterpieces these films are.
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If you're stupid, but you understand Bitcoin, you can appear smart.
If you're smart, but you don't understand Bitcoin, you instantly appear stupid to those who do.
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Why isn't it possible to be a tax resident of nowhere? Why can't I declare myself a nomad and just opt out completely?
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@Bitcoin_Win
@netflix
What did you fail to understand in the post you fucking idiot? Controls are active, the profile is set to the correct age, yet the suggested search terms are as in the picture.
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If you HAVE to buy an ETF rather than Bitcoin itself, Fidelity is the best. It's not custodied at Conbase for a start, so you can be sure that they won't have access to it for any shenanigans. Plus, they've proven over recent years that they really understand Bitcoin. FBTC FTW.
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My orange pilling recently.
Me - "Buy Bitcoin"
Them - "Nah"
Me - "Ok then" 🤷♂️
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Imagine having a partner who shows her fanny to people for money.
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I don't know who needs to hear this, but a coordinated drive to change the Bitcoin "culture" is an attack.
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If you can make it to a full coin by 2025, you will never have to work again unless you choose to.
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So, $800m in next inflows to the ETFs over 3 days, yet price is flat?
Holding a balloon underwater springs to mind.
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If I could borrow millions upon millions of dollars at less than 1% and buy Bitcoin with it, I would.
You'd be fucking mental not to.
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That was 17.5%.
Some of you are so fucked when we have a proper dip.
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Frustrating day in the fiat mines today, folks.
I look forward to each day I don't have to deal with my fellow humans.
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Aaaaand just like that, Pomp is "Bitcoin" again.. 🤣
Has there ever been a griftier grifter?
LOOKING FORWARD to 👇 with
@APompliano
&
@jackmallers
. Yes, you should work in
#bitcoin
!!! 💪
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If you're shilling a memecoin, you're a shitcoiner. 🤷♂️
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Sometimes I go days without speaking English now.
I can't speak Thai either, I just don't like to speak to anybody.
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Wait long enough on Bitcoin Twitter, and the bodies of all those people who thought they were superior to you will float by.
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I don't know who needs to hear this, but big blockers are crazy.
You'd need to make Bitcoin's blocks ~5 million x larger to process as many transactions as just the visa network alone on-chain.
20TB blocks anyone?
Scaling was always going to be on layer 2s.
Blockchain trilemma
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Fuck Silicon Valley.
Fuck Wall Street.
Fuck Washington DC.
Fuck you.
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OMG A POLITICIAN SAID THE WORD BITCOIN!!!
Aaaaaand he was full of shit.
When will you losers learn?
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My wife hates Valentine's Day - says it's bullshit.
Keeper.
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Whatever you think of the Samourai team and the way they've handled themselves thus far, privacy is a human right, and nobody should be prosecuted for developing open source software.
Their fight is our fight.
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Here's who I would vote for.
Absolutely fucking nobody.
Opt out of their fiat games.
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Still feels a bit like 20k at the end of 2020 though.
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Not a fucking chance that SEC tweet was a hack, so what else is going on?
Did they want to see what the reaction would be?
Were they preparing it for today and posted early?
Shenanigans?
Buttfuckery?
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Bullshit:
ETH
ADA
DOT
XRP
LTC
LINK
XLM
BCH
UNI
DOGE
XEM
AAVE
OKB
ATOM
XMR
SOL
EOS
BSV
All other shitcoins
NFTs
Central Banks
Politicians
Lockdowns
Preston North End
Not bullshit:
#Bitcoin
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Also suspicious that Grayscale outflows were so high yesterday, yes some of that can be explained by increased price and people just choosing to get out, but I think we're also seeing confirmation that Grayscale is this cycle's vehicle by which they'll try to suppress price
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1. Build up a following in Bitcoin
2. Pivot to shitcoins
3. Profit
Tale as old as time.
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Has anybody ever been perfectly whelmed?
You hear of people being underwhelmed and overwhelmed regularly, but never anybody who is bang on right in the middle, a precisely whelmed individual.
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In all the excitement over the last few days, I missed my 3 years without alcohol date. So today I'm celebrating 3 years and 10 days without the biggest shitcoin of them all!
#BuyBitcoinNotBooze
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Fuck off, I've never seen anything more ridiculous than those little "aliens" in Mexico. What a complete load of bollocks.
On the flipside, I am no longer worried about an invasion, we can just boot those little bastards back into space.
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What happens when Conbase inevitably blows up and all the Bitcoin custodied for these boomer ETFs goes with it?
Fidelity win, I suppose.
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Using Bitcoin for anything other than money is like using the Mona Lisa as a dartboard.
Don't be a fucking idiot.
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The best thing about living in Thailand is not having to save up each year for holidays away from a miserable life.
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Got in trouble tonight.
My 6 year old asked me what the difference is between an alligator and a crocodile, and I explained that one of them you will see later, and another in a while.
Apparently that's "not a real answer".
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The
#Bitcoin
balance on exchanges stands at 1.89m BTC, this figure is UP by 161k BTC over the last 30 days.
It dropped by 11k BTC during the last 24h, but make no mistake, we are still losing the battle.
Uncomfortable truths.
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What's the most expensive Tesla model?
Asking for me.
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If you say "Lightening" and/or "Halvening", congratulations, you're a retard.
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