Drunk Nick Saban
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Fuck Auburn. And LSU. And Tennessee, too
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Thanks, Devin
@DrunkSaban The update is he didn’t get to do this bc Pavia choked. Did you not watch the game?
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Update?
Vanderbilt QB Diego Pavia takes a knee in warmups before facing Alabama.
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The revolutionary, never-before-seen, innovative SHOVEL PASS.
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Post the score, cowards
Final from Athens. The Dawgs will host Kentucky next Saturday at Noon. #GoDawgs
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Nightmare fuel
Felt like old times tonight!! 🍢
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Deboer has a lost look on his face. Simpson has a lost look on his face. Fucking disaster.
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Defense appears to have woken up, offense needs to figure it out!
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Not sure why I thought Georgia could win, I mean even Bama beat them.
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They had to keep SMU in there to be sure people know even just making the conference championship games still matters.
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Boise State getting a bye is like Middle Tennessee State making the NCAA basketball tourney and given a free pass to the Elite 8, only to meet UConn and get boatraced.
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