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Miguel Cabrera

@DrunkMiggy

3 years

1/2 way to 1,000

Detroit Tigers

@tigers

3 years

The 28th player in MLB history to hit 500 home runs. Congrats, @MiguelCabrera !

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3 years

Fuck

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Miguel Cabrera

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7 years

One of my home runs

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Miguel Cabrera

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9 years

So if Verlander gets married will we have two Justin Uptons

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5 years

World Series Champs

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4 years

Happier times

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Miguel Cabrera

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3 years

I’m back bitches

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Miguel Cabrera

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8 years

What time is the Lions game today

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Miguel Cabrera

@DrunkMiggy

5 years

Before and after quarantine

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Miguel Cabrera

@DrunkMiggy

7 years

183 wins 3.49 ERA 1.19 WHIP 2,373 strikeouts 2,511 innings 1x hot girlfriend 2011 AL MVP 2011 AL Cy Young 6x All-Star

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Miguel Cabrera

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2 years

I’m fast

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Miguel Cabrera

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4 years

Happier times

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Miguel Cabrera

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7 years

Go win a ring @JustinVerlander

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Miguel Cabrera

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3 years

Miggy Christmas to all

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Miguel Cabrera

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6 years

How I used to look at Don Kelly

Ryan Field

@RyanFieldABC

6 years

What a performance. #Oscars

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Miguel Cabrera

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10 years

162-0 begins today

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Miguel Cabrera

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6 years

Kind of like I did with the Tigers for 5 years, except I didn’t survive

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Miguel Cabrera

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2 years

There’s a clear favorite for the job

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Miguel Cabrera

@DrunkMiggy

7 years

When you're playing a must-win game and your $200 million ace pitches like shit

Justin Verlander

@JustinVerlander

7 years

When you're having an engagement party and your brother can't even answer the FaceTime call.

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Miguel Cabrera

@DrunkMiggy

10 years

I'm taking nudes with JD tonight

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Miguel Cabrera

@DrunkMiggy

3 years

If a baby was born during the All Star break then they’ve never seen the @Tigers lose

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Miguel Cabrera

@DrunkMiggy

6 years

We should trade for Price, Kinsler, Porcello and JD

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Miguel Cabrera

@DrunkMiggy

7 years

Maybe we should trade Stafford to the Houston Texans and he'll win the Super Bowl

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Miguel Cabrera

@DrunkMiggy

6 years

Tinder almost destroyed my home too

CNN

@CNN

6 years

Tinder Fire in Arizona has destroyed 33 homes and is still burning

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Miguel Cabrera

@DrunkMiggy

3 years

Matt Stafford has more playoff wins than the entire Lions franchise

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Miguel Cabrera

@DrunkMiggy

6 years

Fake news, no one has ever been excited to go there

Donald J. Trump

@realDonaldTrump

6 years

Heading to Ohio!

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Miguel Cabrera

@DrunkMiggy

3 years

Great day for baseball

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Miguel Cabrera

@DrunkMiggy

3 years

The CDC recommends that the @tigers also sign Carlos Correa

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Miguel Cabrera

@DrunkMiggy

3 years

Max Scherzer was at the Red Wings game

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Miguel Cabrera

@DrunkMiggy

6 years

It was probably a 2006 World Series champs hat

Matthew Boyd

@mattboyd48

6 years

Just saw a @tigers hat in a small City in Uganda.... #WeEveryWhere ! #GoTigers #PeopleKnow 😉

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Miguel Cabrera

@DrunkMiggy

3 years

Pistons, Lions, Tigers and Red Wings are undefeated in 2022

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7 years

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Miguel Cabrera

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9 years

We'll get em in game 8

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Miguel Cabrera

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7 years

Tigers bullpen hall of fame

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Miguel Cabrera

@DrunkMiggy

10 years

I just bought Venezuela

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Miguel Cabrera

@DrunkMiggy

9 years

Hey Illitch if you sign Price, Greinke and Cespedes we are ok with $6 hot and readys

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Miguel Cabrera

@DrunkMiggy

4 years

Tiger Kings

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Miguel Cabrera

@DrunkMiggy

8 years

Can't play in the Pro Bowl when you play in the Super Bowl

Tim Twentyman

@ttwentyman

8 years

Detroit Lions didn't have anyone make the Pro Bowl.

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Miguel Cabrera

@DrunkMiggy

6 years

Do you know he went to high school with Matt Stafford

Baseball Quotes

@BaseballQuotes1

6 years

Clayton Kershaw was at Fenway Park by himself on Sunday night to prepare for the World Series. Hard work and success never takes a day off.

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Miguel Cabrera

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4 years

Happier times

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Miguel Cabrera

@DrunkMiggy

3 years

This is why the pizza costs more

Baseball

@mlbelites_

3 years

Javier Baez is so smooth 🔥

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Miguel Cabrera

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9 months

Dan Campbell right now

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Miguel Cabrera

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11 years

The Broncos only chance is if the Seahawks put in Jose Valverde

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Miguel Cabrera

@DrunkMiggy

3 years

Tiger time

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Miguel Cabrera

@DrunkMiggy

5 years

From carrying the Lions on his back for years

Adam Schefter

@AdamSchefter

5 years

Lions’ QB Matthew Stafford has fractured bones in his back and doctors will not let him play today vs. Bears, per source. Jeff Driskell starts for Detroit.

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Miguel Cabrera

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10 years

I will still make $80 million more than LeBron

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Miguel Cabrera

@DrunkMiggy

6 years

You can’t spell shitty without Ausmus

Los Angeles Angels

@Angels

6 years

The Angels are happy to welcome Brad Ausmus as the new Manager!

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Miguel Cabrera

@DrunkMiggy

4 years

Detroit Tigers 2021 World Series Champs

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Miguel Cabrera

@DrunkMiggy

10 years

Cespedes backwards spells WorldSeriesChamps

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Miguel Cabrera

@DrunkMiggy

5 years

Me at the end of my contract

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Miguel Cabrera

@DrunkMiggy

7 years

Here's what we got for JD

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Miguel Cabrera

@DrunkMiggy

6 years

If you Then you don’t love don’t deserve me at my me at my

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Miguel Cabrera

@DrunkMiggy

5 years

Wasting the best Lions QB of our generation just like we wasted the best rotation of our generation

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Miguel Cabrera

@DrunkMiggy

5 years

162-0

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Miguel Cabrera

@DrunkMiggy

8 years

The only one who didn't see this coming was Richard Bernstein

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Miguel Cabrera

@DrunkMiggy

4 years

Worse times

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Miguel Cabrera

@DrunkMiggy

8 years

. @JustinVerlander

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Miguel Cabrera

@DrunkMiggy

3 years

He said I’d never hit 500

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Miguel Cabrera

@DrunkMiggy

9 years

State of Michigan 2. State of Oregon 0. Suck it hippies.

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Miguel Cabrera

@DrunkMiggy

5 years

Social distancing was cool in 2019

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Miguel Cabrera

@DrunkMiggy

5 years

#19 is coming home

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4 years

We won’t lose 100 games this year

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Miguel Cabrera

@DrunkMiggy

2 years

Will Smith rehearsing for the Juwan Howard documentary

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Miguel Cabrera

@DrunkMiggy

9 years

Can we rip up your contract

Jordan Zimmermann

@JZimmermann27

9 years

And the perfect ending! #packers @AaronRodgers12 #whatawin

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Miguel Cabrera

@DrunkMiggy

10 years

That's not snow, that's god crying because Don Kelly is gone

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Miguel Cabrera

@DrunkMiggy

5 years

Fuck you

Washington Nationals

@Nationals

5 years

Dear @Tigers , What is your favorite day of the week and why is it #Scherzday ? #ValentinesDay2020 #NATITUDE

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Miguel Cabrera

@DrunkMiggy

11 years

I'm like a gazelle

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Miguel Cabrera

@DrunkMiggy

10 years

Maybe we should win today so our season doesn't end

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Miguel Cabrera

@DrunkMiggy

2 years

I’ve been carrying this shit team on my back all year

Evan Petzold

@EvanPetzold

2 years

Miguel Cabrera exited today’s game with lower back tightness, A.J. Hinch said. #Tigers

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Miguel Cabrera

@DrunkMiggy

4 years

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Miguel Cabrera

@DrunkMiggy

9 years

I'd like to see American Pharoah hit a curve ball 450 ft

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Miguel Cabrera

@DrunkMiggy

9 years

We will never lose again

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Miguel Cabrera

@DrunkMiggy

6 years

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Miguel Cabrera

@DrunkMiggy

7 years

Cleveland only played 5 more games than us

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Miguel Cabrera

@DrunkMiggy

5 years

Turns out I’m still good

Detroit Tigers

@tigers

5 years

Step 1: Get Miggy with it. Step 2: Stay Miggy with it. #TigersST

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Miguel Cabrera

@DrunkMiggy

6 years

Detroit Tigers 2019 season

Ryan Field

@RyanFieldABC

6 years

Crazy wreck at Daytona.

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Miguel Cabrera

@DrunkMiggy

7 years

Virginia is the carpet

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Miguel Cabrera

@DrunkMiggy

9 years

400 bitches

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Miguel Cabrera

@DrunkMiggy

10 years

I won the Triple Crown already, stupid horse

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Miguel Cabrera

@DrunkMiggy

8 years

Just think how much viagra is being consumed by the 100+ year old Cubs fans right now

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Miguel Cabrera

@DrunkMiggy

10 years

They offered me 301 million but I gave them the hometown discount

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Miguel Cabrera

@DrunkMiggy

8 years

Suck it Cleveland

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Miguel Cabrera

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6 years

So now officially Cleveland is again the worst city in America

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Miguel Cabrera

@DrunkMiggy

11 years

I'M THE BEST HITTER IN THE GAME. THAT'S THE RESULT YOU GONNA GET. DON'T YOU EVER TALK ABOUT ME. MLB.

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Miguel Cabrera

@DrunkMiggy

8 years

Eat em up Lions

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Miguel Cabrera

@DrunkMiggy

7 years

I wouldn't have swung and missed last year

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4 years

Happier times

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Miguel Cabrera

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6 years

What time is the Lions game tonight

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Miguel Cabrera

@DrunkMiggy

1 year

Now what do I do

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Miguel Cabrera

@DrunkMiggy

9 years

Blue eye or brown eye

Max Scherzer

@Max_Scherzer

9 years

I don't believe what I just saw...

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Miguel Cabrera

@DrunkMiggy

6 years

Jim Bob Cooter Harbaugh

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Miguel Cabrera

@DrunkMiggy

8 years

It'll be OK JV

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Miguel Cabrera

@DrunkMiggy

11 years

Little Ceasars hot and ready pizzas just went down to $4

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Miguel Cabrera

@DrunkMiggy

4 years

He went to high school with Stafford

SportsCenter

@SportsCenter

4 years

Clayton Kershaw will start Game 1 of the World Series, the @Dodgers announced.

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Miguel Cabrera

@DrunkMiggy

10 years

We drafted Lebron!

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Miguel Cabrera

@DrunkMiggy

7 years

My first suspension since my driver's license

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Miguel Cabrera

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6 years

Detroit radio hosts

Mike Sullivan

@MikeSullivan

6 years

On air right now: What is currently worse... Detroit roads, Detroit weather or Detroit sports teams?

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Miguel Cabrera

@DrunkMiggy

10 years

Remember when we had Anibal Sanchez dominating in relief and then we pulled him. That was sweet.

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Miguel Cabrera

@DrunkMiggy

4 years

Central Division Champs (if season is canceled today)

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