Drunk Matt Prater
@DrunkMattyP
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Addicted to the kool-aid. Parody account.
The Nearest Bar, Detroit
Joined November 2013
Let’s work on benching 110 lbs you skinny fat fuck
On stream and cannot watch the All-Star Game. Any update?. **reminder the All-Star Game is NOT the regular season so Skubal has a chance to prove me wrong here.
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Teddy Bridgewater suspended from Miami Northwestern for reportedly giving impermissible benefits to his players
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Alex Cobb making 15 Mil to play catch with the bros 3 times a week. Gotta respect it lol.
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Another night, another win for the best team in baseball. Division lead grows to 13.5. #RepDetroit.
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RT @DrunkMattyP: Did the Detroit Tigers just walk in to Cleveland and put the final nail into their season? You’re god damn fucking right.….
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Did the Detroit Tigers just walk in to Cleveland and put the final nail into their season? You’re god damn fucking right. #RepDetroit
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The downfall of the Guardians has been glorious to watch
Cleveland Guardians right-hander Luis Ortiz is under investigation by Major League Baseball and has been placed on paid leave, according to a statement by the league. MLB did not release specifics of the investigation.
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The Cleveland Guardians have now lost 6 straight and sit 12.5 games back.
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Jahmai Jones might fuck around and become a tigers legend.
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2018 me is fucking Pumped.
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Justin Holl about to be in our top 4 at this rate lol.
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See ya. One of the worst players on the roster last year.
UPDATE: The #RedWings have traded Vladimir Tarasenko to the Minnesota Wild in exchange for future considerations.
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Shoutout to the state of Minnesota for consistently having dog shit teams in every single sport, every single year 🫡.
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