Drunk Matt Prater
@DrunkMattyP
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Addicted to the kool-aid. Parody account.
The Nearest Bar, Detroit
Joined November 2013
Couldn’t happen to a nicer guy
Breaking: LSU head coach Brian Kelly was informed of the school's intention to dismiss him from his position today, per @PeteThamel. The school is expected to inform the team of this development tonight. Talks about the terms of his departure are expected to continue.
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Woodward Sports leading the league in dogshit takes
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Anyone besides Boston or New York pls
On Tarik Skubal: @Buster_ESPN: “Other teams believe the Tigers will seriously consider moving him if they can glean what they want in a trade … The Red Sox are well-positioned to make a run at Skubal, if they want.” BUT @JeffPassan: “Everyone wants Tarik Skubal, the
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Yeah, if we don’t at least trade for some O Line depth I’ll be pissed. Mahogany is dead, Decker is laboring every game. Let’s get something done Brad.
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The Lions are signing OL Jack Conley to their practice squad, per his agency LAA
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He doesn’t always make trades, but when he does, he prefers practice squad players. He is the most interesting GM in the world.
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Bring the shimmy king home, presented by DraftKings.
Malik Beasley on which team he wants to play for if he get cleared “If I do go back to the NBA, it’s gonna be with the Pistons. I haven’t signed anything yet, but I have my strongest ties there. I had my best season there last year, and hopefully I can fit back in with the
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Yeah, if we don’t at least trade for some O Line depth I’ll be pissed. Mahogany is dead, Decker is laboring every game. Let’s get something done Brad.
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Give this man whatever he wants and a gift card to Cabela’s and get him out of retirement.
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Give this man whatever he wants and a gift card to Cabela’s and get him out of retirement.
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Andre Drummond used to be our franchise player. We earned this.
CADE CUNNINGHAM IS HIM!!!!!!!!!
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Typical Vikings fan
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Congrats on beating 52 year old Joe Flacco
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Time to pick up the phone Brad. Fuck them picks.
Sources: Miami is trading edge rusher Jaelan Phillips to the Philadelphia Eagles in exchange for a 2026 third-round pick. This is the third trade the Eagles have made in the past week. They now have added Phillips, CB Jaire Alexander and CB Michael Carter.
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