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Brutal American | Richard Nixon's top guy | Avatar by me
California Dreamin'
Joined June 2025
@CletusYeetusIV @ScrimSuperior I miss when boomer memes were lovingly handcrafted in Photoshop rather than generated from a few prompts
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Me drinking a gallon of water for no reason other than I can: Haha fuck yeah!!! Yes!! Me pissing six times: Well this fucking sucks. What the fuck.
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Literally me. Not even kidding about that, he looks almost *exactly* like me in real life, but as a fox.
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I have not actually tried my flavor of Monster yet. They just started stocking it at the office though, so I’ll get one tomorrow and report back.
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Kill... meesa...
I still want to know what person thought that this would be a great product to promote The Phantom Menace back in 1999
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Ronald Reagan? The pro-amnesty, pro-deindustrialization, pro-abortion gun grabber?
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Guys, imagine if cockroaches were called cacaroaches. That would be funny, I think.
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You can’t be serious.
BREAKING: Jay Collins to announce his bid for Florida Governor tomorrow in Tel Aviv, challenging James Fishback
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Hey now, you'd better listen to me, every one of you We got a lotta, lotta, lotta, lotta work to today Forget about your women and that water can Today we're working for the man
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I'm probably descended from the particular Hebrews who made the Anubis statues in Egypt. Being a furry is just blood memory for me.
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This tweet gets recycled monthly because they’ve fried their brains to the point of memory loss
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"Mah social security payment only increased by $34 a month!" Don't worry, it'll go a lot farther in Senegal.
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We need to deport the boomercons. I don’t care where to, but they can’t stay here.
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It’s funny seeing people freak out at Christians for believing that Christianity superseded and fulfilled Judaism. Like yeah, it’s called actually being a Christian. Hate to break it to you, but different religions believe different things.
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“We took this for granted”, and it’s clearly a current photo
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"erm, as an Italian, I really hate how Americans put pineapple on pizza" THE BITCHER OF ROME HATH NO JURISDICTION IN THIS REALM
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