“Yeah there’s beer in the fridge man, just help yourself”

Maturing is realizing Summer is the worst season.

Fighting with the dumb bitch wife and just the thought of the ex makes me happy. Might text her.

Wasn’t gonna drink tonight but the Golf Gods are peer pressuring me. Might be the closest I’ll ever get

“Yeah just one Bloody Mary is good for me”

In God’s Country

The shy, reserved, sub 1k follower dark haired 6.5 will have the grippiest pussy ever.

I love you too @ChickfilA

For the love of God will someone please date this girl @biggritsmcgee

Might fuck around and throw a chair off the roof idk

Me too buddy

Type shit

Butterfly tricep tattoo is at least a dozen bodies.

I hate when pretty girls have an ugly pussy.

Been so busy dominating life I haven’t tweeted in over a week. Heading to Nashville for the weekend to indulge in sensual pleasures. Hope all my Twitter partners are doing well.

Birthdays after 21 really have no significance but it would be cool if the lord blessed me with some Fellatio tonight.

Nobody would be backing the gorilla vs 100 men if the gorilla was white.

Looking for a bubble butt snowbunny to call good girl and come sit on it.

Could’ve posted a pic blowing another dude and it wouldn’t have been as gay as this.

Decisions

Took a blue chew an hour ago and got ghosted now im hard as rock in the bar.