Gotta love a @lyft "Priority Pickup" at SFO that has been on his way for 40 minutes 🙄🙄

The fact that the @Costco app doesn't have an option to order snacks in-app while I'm in the checkout line is malpractice.

Looking forward to seeing everyone at #AgentforceTour NYC today!

Fun fact: my username is drewcpu on every platform

Apparently, after I went to bed last night and turned my TV off, Google TV decided to go binge @CriticalRole all by itself. Maybe @madebygoogle and @YouTube is trying to tell me something? (All of these played while I was asleep and the TV was off)

I say this every four years but I would much rather watch a First Ladies debate. Melania would be like I’m the most beautiful woman in America and I won’t be ashamed of my body and Doug Emhoff would be like I defended the Taco Bell chihuahua in court

HARRIS: Let’s build 3 million new homes TRUMP: Let’s do a national day of violence POLLS: Statistically tied

I don't need GenAI on my earbuds. I'm not having conversations or researching or brainstorming. I'm asking for objective facts and Gemini can't do that yet. Assistant/Knowledge Graph needs to be a Gemini extension @Google @GoogleAI 2/end

Hey @Google, I'm really enjoying my new Pixel Buds Pro 2, but swapping out Assistant for Gemini is a bad idea. I asked Gemini what time is sunset and it lied to me. I asked it what time the hardware store closed and it didn't know. Assistant answered correctly. @GoogleAI 1/2

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I am always impressed by #Dreamforce presenters who have to memorize their demo scripts, and now @sunnydalelow is over here diagramming live! Crazy!

Help me deal with my #Dreamforce FOMO next week!

Questions I want Trump to answer: 1) How does he think tariffs work? 2) What is the difference between "Asylum seekers" and people in an insane asylum? 3) Name one case of a baby being executed after birth 4) What does IVF stand for and how does it work?

I took the @SlackHQ AI persona quiz and discovered that I’m The Superfan. Take the quiz to find out what member of the #AITeam you are and how you contribute to the #FutureOfWork 🚀 ​ https://t.co/2zbtdMvUCU

Hi @WagWalking, me and my walkers aren't getting any notifications for messages. Very frustrating that people can't get in touch with me that are trying to take care of my pets!

Can you pass a U.S. citizenship test? Take our civics quiz. I scored 10 out of 10. ✅✅✅✅✅✅✅✅✅✅

I went to this on NYC and it was phenomenal... even without limericks

I wish someone @GoogleAI could explain to me why I can't use the Gemini app on my phone without also letting it replace Assistant? Gemini can't even set reminders and Assistant never tells me to eat rocks.

I'm attending the Salesforce Women in Tech Group, Princeton, United States meeting on May 29, 2024! Join me at https://t.co/DN3fbNBsdx! #TrailblazerCommunity

Repping my favorite team at the Mets game today! #TrailblazerCommunity