We have a newsletter! Our first email arrives monday, outlining what we've been up to, the next drop date, and a little discount💜 https://t.co/Qz1IU29N2u

New molds include: -Imperial Leviathan 2.0 (even larger!) -Large & Imperial Volente -Large Watcher -Large Somnhas -Imperial Knight (updated finish) -Imperial Thunder (updated finish) Note: Imp. Thunder and L. Watcher weren't ready in time for this drop, but should be next round.

Valentines drop today, at 6PM CST! That's a little over 6 hours from now 💜 We have a TON of fresh large and imperial sizes now, complete with refreshed size photos and measurements on the site!

Valentines is around the corner, and we're doing an early drop so packages can arrive in time! With new available sizes fit for royalty, it's time to treat a partner, or maybe just yourself💖 Our Valentines stock will drop thursday the 29th (tomorrow!) at 6PM CST.

Happy new year, here’s to 2026 being good to everyone 💜 Our drop will happen in a little less than an hour!

New Year News! 🪩🥂 We will have a drop on New Years Jan 1st, at 6pm CST. This drop includes a lot of requests from our survey, and a new Imperial option for Leviathan! Sizing info available on the product page.

A big thank you to everyone that joined in on our last drop! Some Holiday Housekeeping: Our next drop will likely happen after christmas, maybe new years. If you want to shop for presents, the USPS cutoff is Dec 17th! I'm trying to get all orders out the door same/next day atm💜

We're doing a quick little end-of-year survey! Specific colors on specific models you've always dreamed of? Now's the time to tell me 💜 https://t.co/El4SDEu2tD

Happy monday everyone! We're going to be relatively quiet this week for obvious holiday reasons, but this Black Friday at NOON CST we'll have a drop💜

It's official, we're back just in time to give everyone a real treat! 🍬 The site has been spruced up with some fresh character art, and our drop is happening tonight at 7pm CST! (in a little over two hours)

Boo! 👻 31st, 7pm CST 💜

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I'm bored so pls take another pic of Levi he's such a gorgeous toy!!😊

Wondering how we're doing over here? I've posted a candid little update so everyone knows what's going on over in the Empire: https://t.co/hK1eGlNBGR

Fine Print: Sale only applies to toys, not accessories. We cannot apply discounts retroactively. The sale should run through Cyber Monday, and end at midnight CST. (if you don't see the promo apply in cart, the sale is probably over)

We're still in production hiatus, but I wanted to thank everyone for sticking around. For Black Friday through Cyber Monday, we'll be having a 45% off sale of all toys! Sale applies automatically in cart. https://t.co/isz1zLxMMT

Hey all, sorry I've been largely quiet. We've got an update about how things are going for this year: https://t.co/cNE2LFn8zV

𝐕𝐄𝐑𝐘 𝐒𝐏𝐄𝐂𝐈𝐀𝐋 𝐔𝐍𝐁𝐎𝐗𝐈𝐍𝐆🎀 ₊⊹₍ᐢᐢ₎ᰔᩚMy girlfriend unboxes my Thresher from @DreadTheEmpire but it's silly goofy ───୨ৎ─── #nsfw #dildo #dong #dongs #silicone #siliconetoy #siliconeart #thresher #sextoy #fantasydildo #fantasysextoy #siliconeart #lesbian

There's a selection of original colors and fan favorites in all firmnesses and sizes! The first two previews are regular firmness, the second two are soft. Included a pretty niche color but if you're into that two headed lizard man, I see you fam.

It's time! We'll have a lil Thresher-loving drop TODAY at 6pm CST. (that's in 5.5 hours from now💜🦈)