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I mean… Chelsea had their takeover in 2003 and invested heavily. They won titles under Mourinho… so Sir Alex reinvented the team and won another 3 on the trot.
Then City won a title with their millions and he went and won another with an ageing squad.
So there’s that.
You do wonder, if Sir Alex Ferguson was in charge now, would he win 13 Premier League titles?" 🤡
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Do not forget:
Pogba (29)
Lingard (29)
Pereira (26)
Henderson (25)
Cavani (35)
Mata (34)
Matic (33)
Telles (29)
Bailly (28)
All left for £0, loan or peanuts. Almost an entire team.
Casemiro (30)
Martinez (24)
Malacia (22)
Eriksen (30)
4 players is not a rebuild!
#GlazersOut
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THAT Dinner.
Sir Alex: 'Erik take two of these just before the match.'
Erik: 'What are they?'
Sir Alex: 'My secret weapon.'
Erik: 'Yes, but what are they?'
Sir Alex: 'Wrigley's Extra.'
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Dear The Glazers,
Thank you for spending the club's own money and €100M (£84M) on Antony.
Keep spending until the window closes.
And don't forget to sell up and leave.
Thanks.
#GlazersOut
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Sancho - The Matrix
De Jong - The Matrix Reloaded
Antony - The Matrix Revolutions
The trilogy you’ve watched, but let’s face it, none of the sequels are as good as the original.
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New Old Trafford concept for Manchester United
I’ve worked so hard at this guys 🙏
#TotallyDidntJustTypeIntoDallE
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Juventus must LOVE United.
Got Pogba from United for FREE.
Sold Pogba back to United for £94M.
Used that £94M to sign Ronaldo a few years later for £105M.
Sold United Ronaldo for £12M.
Getting Pogba back for FREE.
Made £1M profit.
Mad.
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This ‘Very Special’ Liverpool side (Dubbed by Pundits) finish this season with:
FA Cup 🏆
League Cup 🏆
But Manchester United’s ‘Toxic Mess’ of 2016/17 won:
Europa League 🏆
League Cup 🏆
Community Shield 🏆
Interesting…
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I hate being right 🤣😭
United will have him set up on Twitter, TikTok, Instagram & Twitch inside his 1st 24 hours, dancing and posting gym photos.
Then getting him involved in ‘winning team’ group photos.
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Mic the referees up & make them face a compulsory interview after each game to explain their decisions.
If they make a big mistake, suspend them for 2 games. They need to be accountable, too much on the line for clubs.
BREAKING! The PGMOL has admitted a mistake was made by the match officials and VAR when not awarding a penalty to Brighton in Saturday's Premier League game against Tottenham.
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If you never saw Cristiano Ronaldo play from 2006-2009 at Manchester United, you have absolutely no idea how incredible he was.
It was like nothing we’d ever seen before. Pace, Skill, Power, Goals, Lots of Goals.
The disrespect he gets from Gen-NOW fans is pure insanity.
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BREAKING: It’s coming from multiple ‘reliable’ sauces, but there are so many reports coming out that I couldn’t stay quiet.
It is 100% FACT that Erik Ten Hag will or won’t join Manchester United.
Either way, there will be a definitely decision one way or another!
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If United had bought Bellingham aged 16:
Season 1: Playing Under 21’s
Season 2: On the Bench & 2 substitute appearances in Carabao Cup
Season 3: Sent on loan to Birmingham City
This Season: Sent on loan to Nottingham Forest
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ARGUMENT: ‘But United’s owners have spent money!!’
FACT: The Glazers have not spent a penny of their own money. They squander United’s own resources, buying social media stars not footballers, saddled the club (not themselves) with debt, just to own it. £1.5Bn - £2Bn wasted.
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This is what happens when your prized asset basically says 'fuck you'.
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Utd: €50M for Antony
Ajax: €60M
Utd: DONE!
Ajax: Nah €75M
Utd: 🥵 Yeah okay
Ajax: Make that €90M
Utd: 😵 Breaking my balls but ok
Ajax: Really need €100M
Utd: Fine, bu…
Ajax: €150M
Utd: What!? But you sai…
Ajax: Blank Cheque + Ronaldo
Probably not far wrong 🤣
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Ten Hag taking the armband off of Maguire:
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What a difference a year makes when you actually have time to design something properly.
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Soooooo Manchester United (
#GlazersOUT
always) with 3 points after the worst start in the club's Premier League history.
Aaaaaand 'wonderful' Liverpool with just 2 points.
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1st Fan Forum Thumbnail of the new batch.... what a game to start with.
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In 48 hours this will all be over.
📝 - Talks between Frenkie De Jong’s agent and
#mufc
continue. The next few hours will be decisive: an evolving situation. [
@RudyGaletti
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I mean.... it's not perfect, his quality is 320p but
#Carbridge
is now a thing....
Where there's a will there's a way! 🤣😭
Drawty to the rescue!
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The fact Sky are now starting to call the Glazers out... maybe it's because one of the nation's most valuable sporting assets is going to the dogs?
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Cheers Glazers for spending €70M on Casemiro when you're panicking.
Now if you just buy Antony, de Jong, and a few other players, that would be amazing.... nothing will be forgiven, and you can still piss off 😃
Thanks.
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If Manchester United sign Frenkie De Jong, everyone who RT's this has to give me £10.
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Massive achievement for the Team at
@UnitedStandMUFC
hitting 1M followers.
From Goldbridge starting it by himself, to me stepping in a few years back to help out, then us both handing it over to our amazing Social Team headed by
@rxnpixels
, it’s been a long journey.
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Wonder how United's new sponsor signing Tezos will fit into the squad? Think they'll make the difference?
GK DHL
RB Kohler
CB Tezos
CB Tag Heur
LB Cadbury
CDM Remington
CM Konami
CM Casillero Del Diablo
LW TeamViewer
RW Chevrolet
ST Adidas
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Today Avram & Joel, today you will see what a fanbase uniting can do.
Sure, you probably won’t be there. And you probably won’t even watch it unfold.
But whilst you won’t see it, you’ll surely feel it. Because this lads, this is the beginning of the end of your rule.
Sell up.
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Pay £15M for Rabiot
Pay £17M in deferred wages for de Jong
It really is a hard choice isn't it...
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Red classic version of the thumbnail.
Gone to core colours of Red, Yellow & Black.
Glass effect around the edges.
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If Goldbridge can manage and get the best out of Speed tomorrow, give him the England job.
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Yeah Dave made a fantastic save there, which is what you want a goalkeeper to do.
But he's not very good at attacking or kicking a ball, which is more important.
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‘Can you make all the TV’s on the watchalong animated?’
Yes, yes I can. And now all in 4K!
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And for the record, Apple is worth $2.4 TRILLION. That's TRILLION.
£6Bn to them is like finding £5 down the back of the sofa.
No club in the world could compete with that financial power.
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Wears No. 28 too, just like a certain Portuguese lad did before United 🤣
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I’m thinking Frenkie De Jong is in fact a smoke screen for Declan Rice, who in turn is a smoke screen for Christian Eriksen, who will be an additional smoke screen for Boubacar Kamara, who will in fact be the ultimate smoke screen for the signing of Wesley Sneijder.
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Imagine:
Casemiro 😍
De Jong 😍
Antony 😍
Gakpo 😍
Eriksen 😍
Martinez 😍
All in one summer!
Now imagine just the Glazers Out! 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍
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TEST WEEK.... Lots of new Graphics for the new season coming up for both
@UnitedStandMUFC
&
@ThatsFootballTV
Going to be very busy for me 🥵
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Joao Felix €135M
Antony €100M
Casemiro €70M ☑️
Gakpo €40M
Martinez €67M ☑️
Malacia €15M
€422M 🤣
As if 🤣🤣 As iiiiiiiiif.
These owners are bricking it.
#GlazersOUT
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City have signed Haaland
Spurs have signed Perisic & close to Kulusevksi on permanent
Villa have signed Coutinho, Kamara, Diego Carlos, Olsen
Liverpool have signed Carvalho
... We're the club in need of a huge rebuild, having just let go 6 players aaaaaaand, nothing.
Yay!
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How many tacticaI changes do you want to make?
Speed was vital to the 2-0.
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Antony announced nice and early. They could've waited until this evening.
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Been tweaking Greenscreen sets and graphics for years.
Didn't actually think it'd ever get to this stage.
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Also… correct me if I’m wrong… if you’re talking about ‘impact’… Arsenal won The Double in 1997/98.
So Sir Alex went out and bought Jaap Stam (also a Centre Back), who (and I think some of you may remember this), in his first season… WON THE TREBLE.
VVD is far better than Vidic, who was a top CB, but have you forgot his performances against Torres?
Rio & JT had poor seasons in their career like all players, VVD is having one now.
No CB in the PL era has ever had VVD’s impact on a team.
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Old or New?
Some people love the new ones, some people love the old ones. I’m cool with whatever people think tbh.
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De Gea Stats
Man Utd (3rd) 2019/20 | 66 Pts
Shots Faced: 125
Shots Saved: 92
Save %: 73.1%
Man Utd (2nd) 2020/21 | 74 Pts
Shots Faced: 85
Shots Saved: 58
Save %: 67.1%
Man Utd (6th) 2021/22 | 58 Pts
Shots Faced: 177
Shots Saved: 124
Save %: 69.5%
... Might be the defence
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7 Years since I first made contact with
@UnitedStandMUFC
It was just something to keep my mind focussed off my then really poor health.
7 years later and not for one second did I even imagine it'd be where it is now.
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Sorry Harry, the Butcher of Amsterdam has benched you permanently.
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Glazers sat there right now like:
'Great job guys, we've won the fans back over after that disaster start where we'd only spent €70M on our new manager. Richard, great job signing Anthony & Casa Amor for €170M'
Nah lads, everyone still very much hates you & they always will.
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‘Yeah bro I’m so happy! Amazing, I love it, oh look it’s… oh… urgh…. ‘
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Tried to go up levels this season with LIVE Stats on both The United Stand & That's Football!
- LIVE Real-Time Match Stats
- Dynamic Formations
- Auto Score Updates
- LIVE Real-Time League Tables
Hope people are enjoying them.
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Donny van de Beek is a proper footballer, and that is why he never started at Manchester United.
Unfortunately, United don’t actually want decent, hard working footballers, they want social media stars who occasionally play football as a hobby 🤨
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£20M for Dean Henderson 🤣
Oh my days, we’d have got more if we sold him on eBay.
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Sancho (22)
Antony (22)
For the fees paid, really they should be the two wingers for the next 10 years… IF they reach their potential.
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Erik Ten Hag is more interested in making history, than making money.
The Glazers are more interested in making money, than making history.
These two ideologies do not mix.
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