Dan_The_Man
@Dr_D_Man
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Follow me, I'll follow back, star gazer, self proclaimed chef, shower singer, movie lover, broken things fixer, summer jogger, hate speech hater. #Resist #Biden
Planet Earth, Milky Way Galaxy
Joined January 2021
Something that just can't be explained to republicans. Did I type that out loud? I meant to just type it in my head.
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I'm confused. How do you threaten to bomb another country for killing citizens after hiring a goon squad to kill citizens? Someone make it make sense.
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I made this two sided corrugated plastic print for my gym window. People looking in will think they're looking at mini blinds. When I'm looking out I'll think I live in front of Lake Winnipesaukee or somewhere in the White Mountains. Perception is everything.
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Cognitive tests are like breath mints. If someone asks you to take one, clearly you already have a problem. Any results at all are inconsequential. Bragging about the results is like bragging that during dinner you didn't stab yourself in the eye with your fork not even once.
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I hate autocorrect. A friend's father died by falling into a wood chipper. Autocorrect screwed me over by changing my text to, "I'm so sorry for your sauce."
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Down 20 lbs in 25 days. Attention rich people. For $20,000 a month I will move into your guest house and transform your body into a lean, mean machine. I will be your live-in, full-time, dietitian/personal trainer/caloric-intake watchdog. Act now. Supplies of me are very limited.
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Ladies, don't carry your cell phone in your bra. Your phone is constantly sending and receiving a signal. It is always emanating radiation even when you're not using it. There is no better way to increase your odds of having breast cancer than having radiation constantly near you
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America and I share the same birthday 🎂. I wish I didn't feel as old as our country, but I'm grateful to still be having birthdays. I beat testicular cancer in 2002 and honestly didn't think I'd get this many more trips around the sun. Happy 4th everyone and here's to many more.
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The only war I want to be in is the one against whoever keeps breaking into my house every night while I'm sleeping and swapping all my clothes out with clothes that look exactly like mine, except smaller.
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“If we elect Trump, we will be at war within 6 months.” - Kamala Harris
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I feel guilty celebrating accomplishments while there's so much going on & the world burns around me. I'm also torn because I know it's too much to ask for anyone to be happy for me while the world burns around them. Anyway, I got my transcript & couldn't be any more proud of it.
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Let me see if I have this right. The National Debt was 36 trillion in January. 300,000 people fired by this shithole of an administration for doing their jobs. Now after all the savings the National Debt is at $36,871,628,000,000 actually higher than it was? Cool, good job clown.
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This is like saying raise your hand if you never decided dropping a bowling ball on your foot would be fun.
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Fox Fake News pushed a lie that Biden accepted 2 million dollars, but no one could furnish anything that resembled an ounce of proof. This clown openly accepts a 400 million dollar jet that needs 1 billion in tax dollars to upgrade and everyone is as silent as a church mouse. SMH
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Have you noticed there's no Trump or Musk Recovery Center, Children's Hospital, Public Library, Homeless Shelter, or Battered Women's Shelter? If people with billions of dollars, more money than can be spent in 100 lifetimes, won't spend a penny to help people, it speaks volumes
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