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Temple Bar Pub Announces It Will Absorb Diageo's 6-Cent Increase, Keeping Guinness Price Unchanged At €23 A Pint
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Leo Varadkar warns introducing a rent freeze could create a 'nightmare scenario', where landlords would be forced to sell their extra houses, which would then drive house prices down, allowing low-income people to get on the property ladder.
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We Go Live To Conor McGregor:
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Dublin tourist dresses as Bank of Ireland ATM to ensure Gardaí protect him.
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Conor McGregor Spotted In Sea Off Wexford Coast Searching For Missing Cocaine
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Bertie Ahern says the mistake RTÉ made was not paying Ryan Tubridy in cash.
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Can't believe Tommy Bowe has broken the Golden Rule of interviewing Leo Varadkar, and instead of complimenting him on the outstanding job he is doing, challenge him on the appalling fact there are 3,700 children homeless in Ireland today.
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BREAKING: Thousands of customers dressed as hurlers descend on AIB branches to discuss mortgages.
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Roger Waters Awarded Freedom Of Dublin For Calling Bono 'A Little Shit'
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Note to Britain regarding Barry Keoghan. He’s Irish - not British. How would you like it if Ireland tried to claim English fighter Conor McGregor??
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Another American tourist has been robbed in Dublin today. The incident occurred in Temple Bar where he was charged €9.95 for a pint of Guinness.
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Chris Martin says after the cost of their Dublin hotel is deducted, Coldplay's earnings for the four nights in Croke Park will be €34.
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What better way to mark the return of Leo Varadkar as Taoiseach than to watch Emmet Kirwan evaluate him.
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Bono says the name 'Bono' is of Hebrew origin and means 'man who avoids tax'.
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Marty Whelan reveals his RTÉ contract allowed him to spin the wheel after every Winning Streak show and he was paid whatever he won.
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Irish Twitter Reacts To Israel Withdrawing Their Ambassador:
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Ryan Tubridy has requested people do not share this 2013 video of Sinéad O’Connor interrogating him about the Late Late Show competition prize fund. Thank you.
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@vonderleyen
I'm old enough to remember when instead of supporting ethnic cleansing, Ursula von der Leyen called attacks against civilian infrastructure and electricity 'war crimes'.
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Cork hospital patients stuck on trolleys sing 'Celtic Symphony' in hope Government will notice them.
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Conor McGregor has been called a lot of names today, (and many are certainly deserved), but we have to draw the line at him being called Irish.
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BREAKING: Man contracts, then recovers from Monkeypox while waiting in Dublin Airport queue.
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Leo Varadkar pictured going for midnight run after long work day.
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Conor McGregor has been accused of many things today, most are probably true, but we have to draw the line at him being called Irish.
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Arlene Foster says Sinn Féin overtaking the DUP is the worst thing to happen Unionism since an asteroid wiped out the dinosaurs 4,000 years ago.
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Can anyone help my friend Ursula get this October 2022 tweet deleted from the internet? Would be awkward if it went viral given what's happening in Gaza. Thank you.
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BREAKING: Gardaí seize Conor McGregor's breakfast in Dublin raid.
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BREAKING: Hamas Distances Itself From The Orange Order
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BREAKING: Britain's Conor McGregor arrested over alleged dangerous driving while holidaying in Dublin.
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BREAKING: Satellite photo shows Portmarnock beach hole visible from space.
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Can anyone help Pat Kenny and RTÉ to get this video deleted from the internet?
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@vonderleyen
If Ursula von der Leyen of 2022 was here today, she would be calling for your resignation.
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BREAKING: Bertie Ahern opens Bank of Ireland account.
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Rose: So with the pilot dead and no flying experience, I took control of the Boeing 747 and successfully landed it on top of Mount Everest, saving all 416 people aboard.
Dáithi: Ah great stuff, and I hear you're going to sing us a song?
#roseoftralee
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Bono Claims He Was Beaten Up As A Child By Hamas Men Marching Through Finglas
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@vonderleyen
Hi Ursula. I am convinced Israel bombing the hospital in Gaza today can be a war crime. What do you think?
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BREAKING: Bono Apologises To Netanyahu For Ireland Recognising State Of Palestine
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Taoiseach says the longer opening hours will allow young people who can't afford a house to live in their local pub.
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Live scenes as Helen McEntee arrives in Temple Bar to reassure public Dublin is safe:
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BREAKING: Dr Harold News Has Defeated Conor McGregor
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Shoppers urged to beware of online scams after one man paid over €2 billion for a hospital.
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Suella Braverman Apologises To Hamas For Comparing Them To The Orange Order
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Bono Announces Charity Concert To Fund Repair Of Ceiling Hole
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Stephen Donnelly has been perfectly clear today:
1⃣ Register positive antigen tests on the HSE Portal, which doesn't exist.
2⃣ Next, input your close contacts, which isn't possible.
3⃣Finally, book a PCR test, which isn't available.
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BREAKING: Dublin bank robber avoids jail after telling Judge Martin Nolan he was also a sex offender.
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Live scenes as Helen McEntee pops to Centra for three carrots and a loaf of bread:
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Can anyone help Leo Varadkar get this video deleted from the internet? Would be embarrassing if it went viral again given today's record high homeless figures.
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Gardaí Urge Shoppers To Beware Of Online Scams After Wicklow Man Pays Over €2 Billion For A Hospital
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Conor McGregor Promises Huge Trade Deal With Colombia If He Becomes President
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Food Safety Authority issue warning after man is badly burned by Spice Bag.
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Ryan Tubridy questioning interrupted as Lottie Ryan arrives to film another Toyota advert.
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Public Accounts Committee told Dee Forbes once chartered a private jet to take her from Dublin Airport Terminal 1 to Dublin Airport Terminal 2.
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Simon Harris Warns That World War III Will Be Far Worse Than The Previous 110 World Wars
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Bono Claims He Narrowly Escaped Being Killed As A Child When A Hamas Rocket Hit His Finglas Home
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AIB dealing with non-GAA players who come in to discuss their loans.
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Emer Higgins warns that a Sinn Féin Government would change the name back to Passport Express.
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BREAKING: Eamon Ryan has arrived at Downing Street to collect the lettuce.
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IMPORTANT: Leo Varadkar accidentally said the quiet part out loud in the below video. He has urged people not to share this clip under any circumstances. Thank you.
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Dee Forbes Arrives At Oscars Hoping To Scoop Best Actress Award For Her Performance Pretending To Be Sick
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@vonderleyen
Just saddened? When the hospital in Mariupol was bombed you said it was inhumane, cruel, and tragic. You also called it a war crime. Why only saddened tonight, Ursula?
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Bono says the name 'Bono' dates back to Ancient Rome and means 'man who avoids tax'.
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Bosco claims that he once queried Ryan Tubridy’s pay and Dee Forbes locked him in his box for three weeks.
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Hundreds of young people queue outside Easons to buy brown envelopes after they followed Bertie Ahern's advice and educated themselves about the past.
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BREAKING: Tommy Bowe scoops Player of the Year award for tackling Leo Varadkar.
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“..it was at this point that I realised the car I was driving was not in fact mine but had been loaned to me by RTÉ for the last five years..”
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"So what if Rob Kearney beat the Black and Tans? He’s Rob Kearney, that’s his job."
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BREAKING: Conor McGregor Hospitalised After Being Suffocated By Own Suit
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Leo Varadkar confirms that while the minimum wage will rise by €1.40 per hour, the length of an hour will increase by 15 minutes.
#Budget2024
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BREAKING: Tommy Bowe scoops Player of the Year award for tackling Norma Foley.
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Bertie Ahern says DCU students weren't booing him.
"They were saying Boo-rtie", he told RTÉ News.
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Bertie Ahern says there was no such thing as barter accounts in his day.
"We had reusable brown envelopes", he told RTÉ News.
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BREAKING: Mexican Sinaloa Cartel Distances Itself From Fine Gael
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Bertie Ahern says a secret admirer once sent him a brown envelope full of cash on Valentine's Day.
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"Now shake your fist like Hitler and start shouting about the flag"
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