Tony, after I had fallen back in bed on a work Saturday and said "I don't wanna get up 😭".Tony: "just channel that anger at me you had when I tried to get you to skip class in college".Me "that was pursuing my dream to be a #veterinarian but now my dream is just to go to bed"

What do you want to know?.

Oscar downed his first tree of the year! .You can't see it, but we smeared some tree sap on his face for the picture #christmastree #christmastreehunting #tree #hunting #taxidermytree #trophypine

Catina, our semi-feral eyeless #cat who has NEVER been downstairs got pushed down the stairs last night by an unknown feline assailant.Tony brings her back upstairs without any fuss, tightly gripping the puffed up black starfish, risking life, limbs, and major arteries. #hero

"dear, Lord, help me to feel as relaxed as this kitty. Anytime, really"

Enjoying my #purrfect localized weighted blanket that sometimes gently vibrates or screams and hisses.#catnap #catsofinstagram #sleepwhenthekittysleeps

The most complete and thorough temper tantrum. - the toilet paper roll was on the holder when we locked this pig cat in the bathroom so the other five cats could eat .#hungryhungryhippo #cats #heshowedme #portioncontrol #rage #illuseitanyway

A little #dungeonsanddragons with the Lo fam, then regroup and rally to seea friend's band

If you thought the #cardgame #war was a LONG, repetitive, tiresome game, I'll raise you a 7yo who sings "where did you come from, where do you go, where did you come from cotton eye Joe" before EVERY. CARD. PLAYED. #parenting #kids #isittimeforscreensyet.

OMG, the #sideeye on this #dog.#poodlelook #hopingforasnack #snackysnack #wasntme #poodle #mustachemaize #beauregard #muppets

#goodmorning #mountains #mountainview #virginia #sunrise

Want to hear a #scarystory since it's #halloween ?.owners come in with their lame dog, not even touching the ground with the swollen foot #xray confirms broken bone and when we offer pain meds, the owner "I don't think he needs those, he's not in PAIN!" .#vetmed #veterinarian

Work costume: Ironic Morticia .#halloween #costume #adamsfamily #morticia

#stargazing with this crew #CometTsuchinshan–ATLAS.Got to see the #comet a #shootingstar and #starlink star train #dickeyridge #frontroyal #skylinedrive

Just sitting here trying to play a G rated card game with my kids. #thisguy #cat #yourfootisinmyear #dontmindme #makeyourselfcomfortable

I got a kick out of this display of #expensive #posh #dogtreats when I had just treated a dog who, for TWO WEEKS, continually vomited up a scrap of blanket and then ate it before the owner could grab it. #dogsaregross #saveyourmoney for the #vet #catpoopdelicatessens

Has anyone ever stopped to think "maybe those ridiculously young and beautiful women married to super duper old dudes are a #vampire and actually the old dude is the gold digger?" #deepthoughts #spooky #imontoyou #🤔 #halloween

BG says "sometimes you have to put YOURSELF on the #pedestal ".#selfcare #cats #thatssocatty #ego

My youngest child is convinced @JukeboxtheGhost and @AJRBrothers are the same band.