Welcome to my page! I'm a little bit of a nerd and a lotta bit of a music lover. My tweets are mostly random thoughts and song lyrics. If you want logical and serious, go to my linkedIn. 😂

No shade to my mom’s mom, but my dad’s mom loves me DOWN!

Hard to explain, but I thought the picture was art on a wall, and the black plastic was a workout machine. Like — a home gym type of thing. I was so jealous.

Can we REALLY not feel the world moving, or are we just use to the feeling?

Retail therapy must be what it’s called when it’s someone else’s money, because I’m sick.

It wasn’t a brick, the game got switched on me. I got cuuuuuuuuuuurrrrrvvveeeeeeedddddd.

Shot the corniest shot in the DMs tonight. But it was sooo me. So if it hits it’ll be all net. If it doesn’t, it’ll be a tragic brick.

I’ve been using Dr. Bronner’s for 5+ years now. I promise the sting is only for the first month or so.

My barbershop is 5 minutes from work. I was halfway into a 50 minute commute home, after work on a Friday, when my barber texted saying he could cut my hair in an hour or so. I turned around at the next exit. I will be outside this weekend. This is my villain story.

The way this just took me back to a crackling, wooden pew, right after offering.

I don’t know what y’all like, but it ain’t music.

I can hear the Beehive buzzing. Please don’t cause a swarm.

Now when Barbie sends a cease and desist…

They still at it, huh?

I log off for 3 hours and come back to this?!

The little things… and the joy they bring.

I’m trying, damn.

Sleep.

While we go through this Heat of the moment, let it burn Got me so foolish I know love ain’t suppose to hurt We should be good by now We should be good…

Touchdown!

Dude said he’s down 40+ pounds in his journey, and y’all are calling him all kinds of names because he wants a partner that is in the gym. Less than 30 seconds of thought could bring the average thinker to understand why that might be the case. Grow up.