Dr Bumpstein
@DrBumpstein
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Retired gambler (for now). Known Noticer. PHD in Dopamine Maxing. H2P. SEE YOU IN Charlotte. #AccChamps
Joined October 2025
George Pickens is 2nd (!!!) in the NFL in receiving yards. I’m sorry but trading him for a 3rd round pick is a bad trade. Even if he’s a headache that wasn’t gonna work with Steelers.
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Just got out of rehab this morning and went straight to the casino. Already down $800 on baccarat and another $600 on blackjack. @livecasinoPGH any chance I can get $200 free play? I got a bottle of captain in the car about to slam that rq. #solyfe #runthedamnball #LANK.
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Driving on 28 makes me wanna blow my head off fucking cunts can’t drive worth a fuck
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Only good thing that comes from Philly is the cheesesteaks. Everything else is trash and ghetto. #fuckphilly #Kensington.
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You win some you lose some….unless your at @livecasinoPGH. Then you’ll always lose. #fucklive. #livecasinosurvivor.
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how mf’s in the upper deck be moving at pittsburgh sporting events
A Pittsburgh Police source tells me a man fell tonight at PPG Paints Arena during the Penguins game. Certainly some there saw it. Fell from a higher section down to Section 101. When the medics took him to Mercy, he was in critical condition. Man about 40yo.
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Is the key to happiness hitting the fent bend on the west end bridge at 2:30PM on a Tuesday?
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You haven’t lived life until you’re hammered, chain smoking cigarettes with Asians playing baccarat at 2 am. #riverslife.
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Dalton Kincaid and Josh Allen should be investigated for being domestic terrorists #tightenddaymyass #rapejoshallen.
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Mason Heintschel might be the best true freshman quarterback in college football since Trevor Lawrence. It’s up for debate.
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Type of shit that happens when you don’t take that AIPAC check
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Pat Narduzzi has brought up the Blue Vase twice in the postgame presser and Osama bin Laden once.
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Hoes be thinking they bad cause they carry a whole lotta ass but the face be ugly 😒 #tortapounder #seeyouincharlotte.
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Ngl nc state got some fire milfs might have to bend one over later #h2p.
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If Pitt doesn’t win you’ll see me on the west end bridge fent folding
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If @BostonCollege was serious about winning they would start @michaelbumpus22 #runthedamnball #beatlouisville
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