Down and Out Rambo
@DownAndOutRambo
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''We're never gonna survive unless we get a little crazy.'' -Me to my men in 'Nam (later ripped off by Seal)
Boston, MA, by way of 'Nam
Joined May 2008
Saying "fuck Trump" to get applause is the political equivalent of making a fart noise to get a laugh. #WakeUpPunchy
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All this talk about "shithole countries" really brings me back (to 'Nam).
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Of all days to walk out of the house without my cyanide capsule...
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'Tis true, the wheels of justice turn slow, but my misappropriation-of-likeness claims against the makers of "Falling Down" marches on.
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$100mil to Mayweather 2nite? The purse for my fights is usually a discarded ham; except in 'Nam, when it was communism. #MayweathervMcgregor
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Eclipses were invented by the American Optometric Association & the bastard lobbyists for Big Eye. I have SEEN documents! #SolarEclipse2017
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Watch me tonight on the 1993 "Cops" episode, "New Port Richey, Florida."
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...somewhere smokin rock now, in & outta lockdown, I aint got a job now, So 4 u this is just a good time, But 4 me this is what I call life!
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If there are two types of people @JoyVBehar hates, they're xenophobics and Russians.
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Why does it seem like every woman on #FamilyFeud has appeared on Dancing Bear?
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Gettin' just a little bit tired of everyone in this bar fart-shaming me.
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All this talk about bathroom bills makes me think of my cellmate from the can, Bathroom Bill. Hope he's doin OK!
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What's wrong with #Trump's #immigration plan? It worked in "Lean on Me."
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