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@Dovely_Demeanor
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You wouldn’t understand. It’s a secret. 👩🏽🏫👩🏽💻🏋🏿♀️♉️
Your mind.
Joined April 2011
Would you be willing to sacrifice a day of vacation to get your hair braided for the low?.
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what's your advice for someone secretly crushing on YOU? 🤔.
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Oooo wait the last part is wrong, he said did Spiderman ever bring you gardenias? Lol okay I’m done but that’s not bad for someone who’s never taken Italian 🔥.
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“These are for you. They’re white like your dress.” When she said they were her favorite, he said “I know.” She asked if he wanted to smell them, he said “they’re from my garden. Has Spider-Man brought you anything from his garden?” . I need someone who speaks Italian to clarify!.
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I know she used to kill it watching the Big Comfy Couch. Iykyk.
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A real one! 🤣.
My wife: No one will ever know I got this dress at Ross for $7.00. Stranger: I like your dress!. My wife: "GIRLL, I GOT IT AT ROSS FOR Seven Dollars!!" 🤣.
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Love bombing you or tiny white lies that don’t add up. Like why are you lying about little things?.
What are some signs you need to know to spot someone's toxic?.
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Things they don’t tell you when adopting a dog: mine is now at risk of getting arthritis and needs a joint supplement 😭 like I’m really living with an old man lol.
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I just want to say that a lot of things yall think should be studied, have already been studied.
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They just tell me so much. I love a beautiful set of hands 🥰.
what’s the fucking deal with women being attracted to hands?? like what’s up with that?? why do I like veiny hands????.
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“Incorrect. The word was ‘diarrhea;’ you spelled ‘DiaryOfAMadBlackWoman’”.
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The youngest people on Earth nap several times a day.
“I ain’t old!”- Ppl 35 & up. Ok, since you ain’t old, do a day party and go out that night AND don’t sneak in a nap. That’ll let you know yo’ age right there!.
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RT @t0nit0ne: Just saw a video on Instagram that read “your ego will have you crying over a closed door that has nothing behind it”. What a….
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Meg in May, Jhene in July…who should I see in June?.
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These two and moonlight path.
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I say this every so often but, do you wanna know how the Fonz got to be so cool? He stretched his pelvic bowl.
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