Did I go to Chili’s? Yes. Did I take the survey and let our nation’s heroes know they’re appreciated? Also yes. Did I watch a black couple have a domestic dispute in the parking lot? Unfortunately yes. Get your bitch in check Tyrell. #LANK #Chilis

All time quote from coach Cig on the no PI call. #GoogleMe #Hoosiers

What a quad box. #WhiteHeritage

At least Arch is honest. #HornsDown

DEI “Cracker Jills” just ruined my night.

Elisheva is probably so upset rn😔. Sun Belt Billy can’t keep getting away with this. #FireNapier

Just saw an anti-DUI ad and the people about to drink and drive were wearing Dolphins shirts. I completely understand. #FireMcDaniel #FireGrier #RapeTua

I have a 12 pack in the refrigerator and I WILL be drinking all of it tonight.

Gonna play a game tonight called “How many beers can I drink before I forget Florida lost to USF”. Looking forward to it. #FireNapier

Fire Billy Napier before I commit acts of domestic terrorism and kill myself. #FireNapier #FireStricklin #KillingMyself

Beer and PAC-12 after-dark is God’s greatest gift to human kind. (It’s still the PAC-12 to me). #Bliss

Oh my lord get this bitch off my screen and put the game back on. This is what Kamala’s America would’ve looked like. #Shrink

Dad sharing his ball knowledge and mom sending a DeChambeau video. What a day in the family GC. #expand

First parlay of the season didn’t hit. #RapeCarsonHansen

Getting elly with a can of Spotted Cow. Fantastic beer. #Ferda

Hitting the links today. Waiting to tee off and overheard some douche in the group behind us say “anyone wanna play some fun games today? Bro we could totally do the back off challenge!” #Shrink

The pops is flexing his travels in the family group chat (his burner) again. Don’t worry, he also thinks Texas A&M is a gay cult. #Faggies

“BROOOOO I bet the mailman was so intimidated when he had to drop off this package.” #Smathers

Went to the neighborhood pool today and kids were yelling “SIX SEVEN” and “CHICKEN JOCKEY”. #KillingMyself

Getting inspired before the round today. Prime Rickie Fowler was something else man. #Nostalgia

Got the new marg of the month at Chili’s and it’s absolute heat. Only rough patch was waitress (black) tried to argue with me about getting a soup or salad instead of chips and dip with my 3 for me. (She needed a salad herself). Just get me my goddamn chips LaQuisha. #GFloyd