go here to buy stuff etc etc yadda yadda

*arm bursts through my grave like a zombie* HEADS UP, we're closing the MugMug pre-orders on January 7th so we can get production started. If you do want a mug, be sure to grab it now, they'll be delivering in late Spring/early Summer! *slinks back into grave*

Merry Christmas!

we're putting them on pre-order for the next month. We'll make a new batch and ship them ASAP, but since these take a *long* time to make it will probably be May/June 2026 delivery. Which is slow but that way everyone can still get one CHEERS! (still a lot of cow mugs left btw)

I don't know why I'm surprised after the book but I genuinely did not expect such a voracious appetite for mugs, we made 3x more than last time and we're already nearly sold out in a day. THANK YOU SO MUCH YOU'RE ALL WONDERFUL!! if you want a flavor that already sold out, (1/2)

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thanks to everybody who helped out with this sick ad @MartinWongPhoto @berrybebopboy @Perry_JH @VaporGabe @Failboat103 @AltriveEpic @Skootish99

The MugMug is BACK And this time with new flavors. https://t.co/1WGh0mJ0Mz

Today is LITERALLY Thanksgiving, and since it’s Friday that means Starforge has a HUGE BLACK FRIDAY PC SALE LIVE NOW! Up to $1000 off everything!! My dead grandmother would roll over in her grave if she caught you buying a boring ass non-starforge PC-ass p https://t.co/9yRJPdU5CU

My book-signing debut as a best selling published author begins at 3pm in room 29A in the convention hall I'm going to read from one chapter of my book Whats inside might surprise you (it's Doug)

Took a while to get things finalized but the 2025 campaign is now officially done - $628,695.38 RAISED FOR OCEAN CONSERVATION!! Beats last year by ~$3,000 this is in large part from selling 13,200 copies of my book which is fucking insane lmao

SHIT I FORGOT TO SAY THE ROOM IT'S IN ROOM 29A IN THE CONVENTION CENTER ON SATURDAY AT 3-5PM It's just a big empty room it'll be awesome

Ladies and Men, we're doing a BOOK SIGNING at TwitchCon, get your copy of my book (or whatever) signed by the award-winning #1 best-selling authors DougDoug and Tee Morris! We will also have a ribbon cutting ceremony and a European guy. SATURDAY OCT 18th, 3-5PM, SEE YOU THERE

OVER $600,000 DONATED TO MONTEREY BAY AQUARIUM! Thank you SO MUCH to everyone who donated or contributed to the @MontereyAq and their amazing ocean conservation work and adorable sea otters (final auction payments still coming in, should have the final number tomorrow!)

CHECK OUT THE AUCTIONS HERE, THEY END AT 3PM PST https://t.co/ygji076i57

Jerma’s Seaman controller, Maya Higa’s sea otter painting, Neurosama’s Neurocar, Grandpoobear’s legendary Powerglove, a Rosa Otter golden flipper tag, a private tour at the aquarium, $1000 cash, a painting made BY A SEA OTTER, AN OCTOPUS, AND A PENGUIN, and many more!

LAST DAY OF MONTEREY BAY FUNDRAISER TODAY! If you’ve got a dollar to spare for ocean conservation please consider donating! And if you’re super hot and rich there are some INSANE auction items this year including:

I am officially a best-selling author

Big thank you to Tee Morris for writing the Foreword. Thank you to @berrybebopboy and @Perry_JH and @MartinWongPhoto and @CozyKeke for their incredible work on the cover and promotional material. Thank you to the literary community for being so accepting of us

I am officially a German best-selling award-winning published author.