Doug Devious
@DougDevious
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Space Cadet, Electronic wizard, Desert sheild/Desert Storm Vet. NO Crypto. NO porn, NO only fans, NO tic token, NO Message app.
New York, USA
Joined May 2012
It's go fuck yourself day..who out there is trying to put their dick in their ass?? I don't comply to what kinda day it is, it's stupid.
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"Who did that? You can't go a minute without crapping on a roof? That's so unprofessional " Name this movie..
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Fun fact about me I've stared in a commercial only specific people were allowed to see, I was not one of them. I think I did great, my co-star didn't get the concept of acting. But I made it work. I know it was good enough because there was no retakes with any one else.
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How the heck do I mute anything with bunny in it??? Seriously question.
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My cute neighbor went outside today, it shorts. I think it's a sign she wants me. I'm kidding, I'm not a creeper - no more than just watching her.. haha I was cleaning up sticks. She was out, seen me, went back in.. I'm not serious, and I don't read into things. It's a joke
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Yes. That's exactly how it feels for us men.
Men, is this what talking to women actually feels like for you guys? (You have to get to 24 seconds for it to make sense. I know, that's an eternity. Stay with me.)
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The locals are getting tired of the loud mouth liberals. I Started to think that's all there was in NYS
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I follow people on all sides, and I respect them. I'm like all you guys. Both left right and in-between. Don't hold things I find funny against me.. I love everyone equally. We're all in this together. Life's hard, sometimes it really sux. No need to make it worse.
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Omg, when you think it's peaked and it goes next level.. sorry, this was too good not to share.. I try to be natural but stuff like this makes it hard..
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@MimiG32257710 do you care to join us on buckets list of candy corn haters club?
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33 of us on the list, but I'm only following @gordon_alive .. That's crazy.. we have so much in common...π
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Thinking about the typical nutty terrorist, and how the family tree is similar to the Hapsburgs, a straight line to infertility.. it's like the trash taking its self out.
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I didn't say this, but I'm posting for everyone on the Anti-candy corn list.
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I'm seeing a lot of repetitive posts saying the same junk.. I don't have 1000s of followers so any honest people with a lot of followers,.do you get memos on what's a hot topic? Is there someone that says what you should post? It's too common to be random.
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4 people got this far.. I wish I knew who it was that could relate to me.. who the heck is my 4 people? Are they like feds or someone checking on me?? It's a real question.
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