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MaxDooey

@DooeyMax

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@DooeyMax
MaxDooey
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@SRuhle
Stephanie Ruhle
4 years
If you aren’t getting vaxxed bc you don’t trust doctors, why are you going to the hospital when you get sick?
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@DooeyMax
MaxDooey
5 years
Message to all antivaxxers: Please stop wearing seatbelts. It's another government ploy to control your life, and it's not like they'll ever prevent you from flying out of your vehicle, like they did for me. You're different, and probably impervious to injury. Don't be fooled.
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@DooeyMax
MaxDooey
5 years
Revised poll: Which weapon would you prefer a person suffering from a mental disorder, which includes severe paranoia, have access to? 🤔 Big Hint: 2 choices are already banned in the U.S.
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MaxDooey
5 years
Which weapon would you prefer a person suffering from a mental disorder, which includes severe paranoia have access to? Whichever it is, let's control the access to that item, eg. lawn darts, and Kinder Eggs are banned products.
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MaxDooey
5 years
So what are the moon landing deniers, and the flat earth folks saying about the Mars landings. Not criticizing....just wondering.
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MaxDooey
5 years
Little shoutout to our next door neighbours to the south: Thanks for sharing! U.S. Vaccine Tracker 168M shots given Canada Vaccine Tracker 1.3M shots received.
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MaxDooey
5 years
I bet Bruce Springsteen after a DWI, could demolish a Telecaster faster than @phoebe_bridgers with any guitar.
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MaxDooey
5 years
The best remedy for disfavored speech is more speech. In her 2018 book, “Hate: Why We Should Resist It With Free Speech, not Censorship,” law professor Nadine Strossen made a case that hateful and “extremist” speech is “most effectively ‘undermined’ by counterspeech.”
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MaxDooey
5 years
Seems that lately @laurenboebert & @SenTedCruz have been pretty quiet about their criticism on rejoining the Paris Hilton climate agreement. Apparently the next meeting will be held at the 4 Seasons Total Landscaping.
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MaxDooey
5 years
He's leaving to YMCA..... AYFKM?
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MaxDooey
5 years
Trump: You can't work harder Us: You can't golf harder
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MaxDooey
5 years
Really....wouldn't it be more appropriate to have Randy Quaid dressed up as cousin Eddie pick Trump up on the front steps of the WH with a case of Bud light in the front seat?
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MaxDooey
5 years
Do you think they should change the virus name in the U.S. to Covid45? Just Sayin'.
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MaxDooey
5 years
Let me see....... What should I do on Wednesday? A) Make a stew? B) Darn socks? C) Tune into the networks to see what kind of crazy ass sh*t the Trumpers are gonna come up with this time?
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@thematthewcooke
Matthew Cooke
5 years
This is a wake up call for republicans.
@Lesdoggg
Leslie Jones 🦋
5 years
Don’t know who this dude is but he broke that shit DOWN!! Listen especially the ones that need to hear it!!
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@rparloff
Roger Parloff
5 years
Reminder that in August *2016* Roger Stone laid out the precise template for how Trump should “constantly” peddle false “rigged election” claims, leading to a “constitutional crisis.” The eerily exact formula went as follows. 1/5 https://t.co/hvjEF32dt5 (h/t @yourauntemma )
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MaxDooey
5 years
Would it be a bad omen if the Casper guy shows up at the oval office at the same time as the Mypillow guy before Wednesday?
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@DooeyMax
MaxDooey
5 years
Dear @rudygiuliani I managed to catch your "Another Frame Up" podcast. Found it loaded with a lot of made up crap, just like your bogus election lawsuits. We just don't talk anymore. Especially since you blocked me on Twitter. Anyway keep reaching for the stars Rudy.
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