Let's all take a moment to consider the satisfying bongos on A Hard Day's Night.

Clearly this putz hasn't heard Godwhacker

Nice tweet Sen. Cruz! Quick question: do you also believe the Geneva Convention was about the views of the citizens of Geneva? Asking for everyone who believes US Senators should be competent and not undermine our elections to incite insurrection against the United States

Hot take but I wish Clapton would’ve been boo’d for going electric instead of Dylan ‘cause that guy poops at guitar mucho biggly

i would like to sincerely apologize for referring to president donald trump as “america’s nastiest bad boy.” i did not intend any offense to the nasty boy and bad boy communities and promise to do better in the future

i don’t think it’s funny at all that a maga guy accidentally tased himself in his own balls until he died while trying to steal a painting of thomas p. “tip” o neill from a hallway

If Republicans try to rush through a #Trump nominee for Ruth Bader Ginsburg’s seat, Democrats must warn they will enlarge the Court if they win both Houses as a remedy to conservative court packing. A rushed confirmation after the Garland outrage will destroy the Court’s standing

Talking Heads are wildly overrated, right?

the future is now

My gf @Grimezsz is mad at me

Rage, rage against the dying of the light of consciousness

hey ya'll, in the face of absolute destruction of brain,body and dollars,i've decided to start a Patreon page. Support me if you can! i'm excited to get to work!

Laurel

this is your big debut

Happy Steely Dan day.

please welcome back donald fagen to twitter with a hearty hello

@DonaldFagen This is like watching Skynet come to life.

@DonaldFagen make new record

I think there should be a rule that you have to listen to at least 30 seconds of the macarena after every other song you listen to

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