#Harris2024

Is Post Malone wearing mom jeans? .#SuperBowl.

RT @cher: Yep, This Is Real…. I’m Launching My Gelato…. Watch Out LA‼️. All Started 5 Years Ago And Now It’s Finally HAPPENING 💃. More To….

RT @kristenmeinzer: Charles & Camilla's public image could not be worse. What would you do to fix it? @TheChrisDeRosa, @DominickPupa & I sh….

And Just Like That…she had bills to pay.

Give Kieran Culkin everything. #Succession.

I cried 3 times during the first 15 minutes of Vanderpump, so if you see me today, please punch me in the face.

Tucker Carlson out at Fox. Don Lemon out at CNN. If they don’t jointly announce they’re starring in a remake of Whatever Happened to Baby Jane, there is no God.

The Oscar for Best Sound should go to me for the noise I make when Riz Ahmed appears on screen. #Oscars.

Keith Urban has darkened his hair and for a split second I thought he was Tom Cruise walking hand-in-hand with Nicole Kidman and I legit almost fainted. #Oscars.

Who will be first on the red carpet this year? We call it the “Jennifer Tilly slot.” .I’m going with Kate Hudson. #oscars.

My husband has begged me to stop scream-singing Flowers but instead I started singing it as Cher and now we’re getting a divorce. It’s 5:54am.

I mean…there’s no way that a RuPaul’s Drag Race Tennessee ISN’T in the works at this very moment……………right? @WorldOfWonder @MTV @RuPaulsDragRace @RuPaul.

Trump, Biden and now Pence with these hidden documents?! All of my bills are paperless, but the government is somehow a CVS cash register with a flag in it.

I haven’t posted holiday content because my mother’s Tupperware cabinet is so disgraceful it’s ruining my family’s entire week. These lids fit nothing. Merry Christmas. Do.

Hi. I don’t do porn, I’m not a racist and I’m generally in a good mood so I don’t know why I’m even on Twitter. But I have a holiday show opening in 5 days if the 10 or so of you are interested. Link in bio. #holidaycomedy #gay #ihavenofollowers

Wearing a crown while carrying a shield for bullshit and remaining totally stationary, is exactly how I like to attend every party. Ringing in the season and bringing you the batshit. As a motherf’ing legend does. Thank you, Mariah. 10 out of 10. #macysparade

NBC: Dionne, will you perform in the parade?.DIONNE: If I can remain seated and you shoot me from a block away. NBC: See you Thursday. #MacysParade.

Lea Michele opening the #MacysParade with Don’t Rain on My Parade is the greatest idea since cake.

Fave night of the year. Every time Wolf Blitzer says, “We have a projection,” I scream, “So did Jeffrey Toobin!” .At the top of my lungs. Every. Time. #ElectionDay #CNNElection.