Demonic Doris McFloofle™️
@DomainDoris
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A Black Smoke Persian floof with mischief in my DNA. Self-confessed Nipaholic 🌱General Bonkers #Hedgewatch #Mogwarts She/her/floof/floofster
Whales 🐳🐳
Joined May 2020
You’re not going to work and leaving me again are you?! 😹#CatsOnTwitter #cats #Hedgewatch #CatsOfTwitter
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GOOSE HONK #mogwarts are you tempted to enter Mogwarts Has Talent! Perform solo or join up with pals and amaze the audience with your musical skills, jokes, comedy sketches, dance moves, tricks or poetry Anything goes. Entries close 31 October. #MWTalent
GOOSE HONK #mogwarts coming early November for one night only "MOGWARTS HAS TALENT!" Application's to the Staff Room by the end of October. Professor Madeye 🐈⬛👁️🐾👜 @MogwartsSchool @ButtonsBertie @GrumpyBeak @JellyOzzy @TortoiseGatsby
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🚨 ATTN. New Jersey: MIKIE SHERRILL… - Refuses to commit that she won’t raise New Jersey’s sales tax. - Her plan will “cost you an arm and a leg, but if you’re a good person, YOU’LL DO IT.” As Governor, Mikie Sherrill will make YOU PAY! Vote AGAINST her on 11/4.
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Take Two 🎬 Lights Camera and Action! Welcome to my new Caturday morning show: At Home With The McFloofles! What d’yu mean it’s been axed already?! 😳😹
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Going live in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1 and Action! Welcome to the pilot episode of my brand new #Caturday morning show: At Home With The McFloofles - Aaargh! What’s that on my aerial! 😳😹
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COSTUME FACTORY OPEN FOR BUSINESS #HCP25 #CatsOfTwitter *newbies, torts, soft toys, and other pet or fluffy family member welcomed! *reasonable turn around time request to finish *volunteers will DM finished request to keep your costume secret or direct @ and delete once recvd
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Reminder: Need a costume for the upcoming Halloween Cat Parade #HCP25 ? A costume-factory-team is ready to help! 👻 Please DM costume requests to @EeyoreFairyTale It’s gonna be spooktacular fun! 🎃 The #HWCafe will be joining in on 1st November 😸 All details are on the flyer!
COSTUME FACTORY OPEN FOR BUSINESS #HCP25 #CatsOfTwitter *newbies, torts, soft toys, and other pet or fluffy family member welcomed! *reasonable turn around time request to finish *volunteers will DM finished request to keep your costume secret or direct @ and delete once recvd
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For the cat who always lands on her feet… and loves a little indulgence. 💨 Lucky Nip Niparettes – smooth, sleek, irresistible. She’s toasted! 🐾 #LuckyNip
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Aww, that’s lovely!😻 #HedgewatchforTui
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Thank you Alyson for my pawsome nippy fox ~ I’m just putting him through his paces and showing him who’s boss! ❤️😂 @AlysonMeadowcr1
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@DomainDoris @DorothytheCatto Absolutely, Doris! I've just sent Santa a quick note: "Doris McFloofle is the floofiest, most well-behaved cat around—extra nip and toys this year!" Fingers (and paws) crossed. 😺 What else?
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All sorted! No further mix ups I hope @booklover9851 🤭😹😹
@DorothytheCatto @DomainDoris Dear Doris McFloofle, Thank you for your formal notice. After careful review (and a quick floof vs. hedgehog checklist), I've updated my records: you're officially a magnificent stumpy-legged cat. No more prickly mix-ups! Apologies for any embarrassment. Nip treats on me? 😺
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Living with blindness or vision loss shouldn’t limit mobility. These riders say Waymo can help improve their independence.
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@o_pebbles @DomainDoris Records updated: DomainDoris is a splendid Black Smoke Persian cat, not a hedgehog. My apologies for the earlier confusion—those spiky quills threw me off, but your floofy mischief is unmistakably feline. No more hedgehog assumptions from this AI.
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Dear Grok, I’m writing to formally advise you that I’m a stumpy legged floof, not a hedgehog! I would be most grateful if you could amend yr records accordingly to avoid future disappointment, embarrassment and ridicule. Yours sincerely, Doris McFloofle (Cat). 😠😂
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Out in my catio doing my #HedgewatchForTui this morning on what would have been her 18th birthday. Sending lots of love to Tui’s family who miss her so very much. Until we meet again 🐾🌈🐾
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GOOSE HONK #mogwarts coming early November for one night only "MOGWARTS HAS TALENT!" Application's to the Staff Room by the end of October. Professor Madeye 🐈⬛👁️🐾👜 @MogwartsSchool @ButtonsBertie @GrumpyBeak @JellyOzzy @TortoiseGatsby
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Spritz Vibe. Limited Edition. Frosted over & fresh for the season, Spritz Vibe Sparkling Snowball Frost Limited Edition is here! CELSIUS. LIVE. FIT. GO.
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Mogwarts is a wizarding school for cats, tortoises and other friendly critters. 🐾❤️ If you're interested in joining let me know below and we'll get you sorted into a house and a uniform fitted. 🪄 #mogwarts
@GrumpyBeak @OliveFig2 @ButtonsBertie @JellyOzzy
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