Dolan Dark
@DolanDark
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82 year old music critic, Minecraft entrepreneur, Hentai enthusiast, intelligent atheist and renowned archaeologist. 🪓🦆
New Zealand
Joined December 2011
I just hit a dog going 70mph on my truck. Such a shitty xmas eve RN. It ran right up on the highway. I hate this year so much.
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https://t.co/tTGSSYuHGO also on helltube, pls like and subscribe for democracy
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I just hit a dog going 70mph on my truck. Such a shitty xmas eve RN. It ran right up on the highway. I hate this year so much.
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I just hit a dog going 70mph on my truck. Such a shitty xmas eve RN. It ran right up on the highway. I hate this year so much.
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https://t.co/5Yn24UAvdR also up on youtube, pls like and subscrob
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I just hit a dog going 70mph on my truck. Such a shitty xmas eve RN. It ran right up on the highway. I hate this year so much.
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Why does the new Buzz Lightyear trailer look like a "this pic goes hard feel free to screenshot" image
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most liked reply within 24 hours will be my Twitter banner for a year
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My new plush is finally out! 🦆 Please don't cut a hole in it. Get one here: https://t.co/SSGejo3ORm
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Shout out to the guy who has been sending me song lyrics almost every day for five years. A hero
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I was in the middle of carrying a league of legends game about to close it out, when I get double killed in bot lane. The guy who killed me then tells me his bra-less wife brought him a sandwich (he apparently didn't ask for) with chips So how is your day going?
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Thank you for 1 million subs ♥️ what is wrong with u people
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